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Article in dire need of attention. --Unissakävelijä 13:23, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

This is the most unfunny "satire" EVER.

Possibly so. But whoever rewrites it, please use the special character "ö". It's really spelled "Björk" you know. . .

Björk = piece of awesomeness

What happened to Columbian revision? Not that it was very funny, but it seems to have disappeared.


didn't make me laugh (grote)

Should I rewrite this one too??? Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 03:01, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

please rewrite... and take off the umlauts... they're not funny at all :x (grote)

You have a point there. We should at least remove all the ä's and ü's; the ö's could stay there for the sake of the "This article is shöcking" banner. I could take care of that right away. I also had an idea of substituting d's with ð's since Björk's full name is Björk Guðmundsdóttir. What do You think? Big Pája 16:00 (GMT+1), 2 May 2007

Well, I couldn't wait and took the liberty of having my way. So the only umlauts in the article are ö's and I dismissed adding ð's. Big Pája 23:22 (GMT+1), 3 May 2007

Good quote[edit]

"In a February 2004 interview with Death magazine, Björk claimed that that her uncertain linguistic stätus makes her feel "nååååååkêð". She then giggled, and bit the reporter." This is a very good quote, so I am adding it here before it gets lost in future edits. It's already feeling a bit lost in it's current placing, it should be placed better, as it is a brilliant joke on it's own, it's a shame to put it in that rubbish dot point list.

That one also made me lol all over the underside of my desk. It should really be structured into a more article form, and put right near the top (like it is now). It's so absurd (almost offensive) and yet so true, you really can imagine Bjork doing that.

Not Robot References?[edit]

Everybody should know that Bjork is also well-known for her "All is Full Of Love" video, where a robot version of herself did... that with another robot version of herself. I wonder why no one has made reference to that yet.

- Random passer-by

Blörk rulez - 19:34, 7 January 2007 (UTC)19:34, 7 January 2007 (UTC)19:34, 7 January 2007 (UTC)19:34, 7 January 2007 (UTC) 19:34, 7 January 2007 (UTC)+

Rewrite Time[edit]

User:Zana Dark/Björk  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:23, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Alright, so Björk is killed during the Ent War - if this is to be kept, then the "Björk Timeline" section must be changed. In the timeline, there is "4498: Björk dies...", so her death in the Ent war in 2006 must be added and then we must decide the date of her Resurrection. 2006 and 2007 are already taken up by Ovaltine so her Resurrection should come real soon. Big Pája 21:09 (GMT+1), 5 May 2007

I never wrote that, the link to that article will most likely be removed in the rewrite. ent war is up for NRV anyways.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:10, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

What's wrong?[edit]

Why is the section "Mayoress of Trowbridge" all in one line and under all the pictures? I just cannot see anything wrong with the section's format and I am still inexperienced to set it right myself. Could anyone correct it, please? Big Pája 20:47 (GMT+1), 5 May 2007

Yes, I fixed it. But for future reference this article is being rewritten HERE.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:53, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

All Done[edit]

I think that about does it.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 21:15, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Newest gif[edit]

Hallo, I made myself the "Björk-explains" gif, but it's not moving on the page. It works only when you click on it and I don't know how to fix it. Can anyone of you help me with it? Thank you. --Barel603 14:25, January 17, 2012 (UTC)