Talk:Alan Greenspan

Alan Greenspan was really the chairman of the federal reserve. When Fiscal Policy was messed up due to Congress and the President of the USA passing insane economic bills, Mr. Greenspan would set Monetary Policy to try to control inflation, unemployment, interest rates, and fix everything that Congress and the President would mess up. It was rumored on the day he retired he brought in an empty suitcase and stuffed it and his jacket pockets with $10,000USD bills from the treasury mumbling to himself "Fuck this shit, we are all doomed!" and his last advice to his coworkers was to "Buy as much gold and silver as you possibly can, the whole US and World Economy will collapse soon!" and then he gave everyone the middle finger and left in a Ferrari Enzo stretch limousine. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:35, 11 April 2007 (UTC)