Talk:Al Gore/Old

Campaign promise

If I am elected, I will put the internet into a lockbox. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Marcos Malo (talk • contribs)

...with Dark Knight!!!!!!!!!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 200.247.142.154 (talk • contribs)

NPOV

I think this artical has some serious NPOV issues. It totally supports the position that al gore didn't invent the internet. If you are going to make such claims you HAVE TO INCLUDE REFERENCES. Uncyclopedia is not a platform for original research. Besides. He way did. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 202.6.138.34 (talk • contribs)

• hey dude fuck u – Preceding unsigned comment added by Chilipeppers921 (talk • contribs)

yo you guys both suck. GLobal warming is real and its a serious issue. just becuase you dont have to deal with it doesnt mean we shouldnt do something about it. pieces of shit ass selfish bitches. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jamie1222 (talk • contribs)

• whoa home boy..u need to calm down – Preceding unsigned comment added by Chilipeppers921 (talk • contribs)

I love global warming, can't wait to get off this shit hole called earth. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 142.151.175.39 (talk • contribs)

guys you're forgeting one little detail ITS A JOKE!!!!!

"just becuase you dont have to deal with it" Why? Do they live on some planet other than Earth? That's damn cool.... --Flipwits

lol!

Images need serious rearranging

It looks really bad from here... I suggest someone fix up these image boxes or at least remove a few or place them elsewhere. I might try to see what I can do with them at some point if it's not changed later. It's quite a mess. Hanyouman 08:49, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

I actually think the whole thing needs more structure. Bitchslap 12:01, 4 August 2007

cool

Hi. I'm cool. You're cool. We're cool. They're cool. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 200.29.183.131 (talk • contribs)

lol. Roman Dog Bird 08:01, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

You can not be cool - there's Global Worming to consider – Preceding unsigned comment added by 209.212.28.62 (talk • contribs)

Global Warming is a myth. Elassint Throw things at me 02:35, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Ban

I have nominated Al Gore for banning. Elassint Throw things at me 02:36, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

FUCKING FAGGOT!

AL GORE IS A FUCKING FAGGOT! I DID IT WITH HIM AND HE DOES IT HARD! HE NEVER FATHERED TIPPER'S CHILD, HE HAS DONE IT WITH ONLY MEN! HE WOULD HUG AND KISS BILL CLINTON FOR FIVE MINUTES WHEN HE SAW HIM! THEY WOULD FEEL EACH OTHER'S HARD COCKS! THE ONLY GIRL HE'D DO IT WITH IS ROSIE O'DONNELL! I LOVE MY SWEETHEART AND I WILL MARRY HIM NEXT WEEKEND IN PROVINCETOWN! WE WILL HOLD HANDS FOR THE REST OF OUR LIFE! -TOM CRUISE

TOM CRUISE is EPIC FAIL

Quit teh fucking spamming, 'tis unfunny and annoying (they coincide with each other; much like Tom Cruise in real life. You must really have no life if you find spamming uncyclopedia to be an acceptable use of your time. Go do it to somebody who deserves it, like those copiers at wikipedia, or something. Chocolate Rain 21:34, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Not funny enough

NPOV issues aside, this article is riddled with completely unmodified political diatribes arguing with each other in the same paragraph. Even worse, most of the jokes are tremendously unoriginal (stealing from South Park, THAT's desperate). C'mon people, burn down the article and try again. 76.126.134.152 05:24, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Solution to GloBal Warming FactS

Al Gore says that he'll invent time travel to prevent Man from discovering FIRE, just as he invented the Internet. *1,000,000,000,000 BCE, Al Gore arrives. A caveman, called OOGAA BOOGAA discovers FIRE. Al Gore kills him! Then he comes back to the present. Presto! NO Global Warming!* Alien Hunter 07:27, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Wow

Wow, half of this is tasteless garble. I'm so fortunate that my pants are waterpoof because this article is like random piss falling from heaven. Still, love the pics.

--67.209.64.203 19:50, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

K, seriously, guys?

whichever genious keep posting the same tired jokes that south park made up needs to stop. Can't we be a little more creative than "manbearpig" and "super cerial?"

Excelcior! Meta 500 00:45, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Kudos

I want to say... congratulations to whoever did the "What He Has Done to Stop Global Warming

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bit. I laughed my head off for five straight minutes. Thank you.