Talk:12 Fundamental Cheeses

Spike, The only reason I went with 'fridge' was the iambic smack-down. Not going to edit-war you though if you think I'm wrong. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:17, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Forgive me! I was reading this page rather than singing it. "Fridge" struck me as un-encyclopedic (though so is your fine paragraph that follows). If you do a narration of this page with a rock band, I'll gladly relent. Spıke ¬ 16:20 11-Apr-11

I will hold you to the the rock band narration offer. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:30, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Separately, my notion that the "attack was foiled" by excessive time in the washroom did not refer to "wiping egg off their faces" but to the constipative effects of cheeses. Spıke ¬ 19:02 11-Apr-11

By the way, "bind together" in the intro is another subtle reference to constipation. Spıke ¬ 23:50 11-Apr-11