Sex on the Beach (disambiguation)

Sadly, whatever psychic powers we may have once had have been destroyed by many years of kitten huffing, so we haven't a clue what specific thing you mean by Sex on the beach.

Are you looking for?

• A recipe for the Mixed Drink
• Some Really Bad Chat Up Lines
• Actual Sex on an actual Beach
• Something Else

This is a disambiguation page – which is just a quick and dirty excuse to create more Uncyclopedia pages. Hadn't you better get started today?