Salesforce Tower
The SexSalesforce Tower, formerly known as the Transbaygender Tower is a giant glass dick which moonlights as the tallest building in San Francisco, California. Appropriately located in California's own dildo of a city, the Salescock Tower was completed in 2018 and opened to the public adjacent to the city's largest BDSM club. The Sexforce Tower is a L33T5P3AK Platinum-certified building, and is one of the most sustainably sexy skyscrapers in the world.
The tower is also home to a number of high-tech features, including a state-of-the-art sexual stimulation system, and a Jewish space laser command station. The Semenforce Tower is also the home of various social justice warrior conventions, and the basement contains a Pronoun-Police training facility.
History[edit | edit source]
al-Big-daddi's dick[edit | edit source]
The tower was first conceived in 1969 by Abu Bakhar bin Saud al-Big-daddi, designing it originally as a test target for the September 11 attacks. However, due to negotiation errors, he was unable to get his way and the tower ended up being more secure than just a giant concrete dust bomb. The tower originally was supposed to be 2,000 feet tall (twice as long as al-Big-daddi's own dildo), but sadly it got cut down since the bin Laden family didn't want to fund a giant glass shard in San Francisco (they opted to do it in London instead).
Construction originally began on June 4, 1989, though a minor "earthquake" on that day affecting both China and the United States caused construction to be postponed. After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, al-Big-daddi was arrested and sentenced to death by public execution at the Lincoln Memorial (although his sentence was later commuted to execution by drowning in the San Francisco Bay).
Redesign and construction[edit | edit source]
After al-Big-daddi's martyring, Gay officials pursued to completely redesign al-Big-daddi's original design for the Transbay Tower, though it was renamed to the Transgender Tower to "honor" the worthless scumbags down on Folsom Street. The Gay officials, in the end, decided to retain the dick design, but modified it to be earthquake proof as well as plane-proof after Allah's messenger Obama bin Laden sent his goonies to destroy the two ugliest skyscrapers in the world.
Construction officially began on September 5, 2003, though political scandals from those damn liberals in Sacramento prevented serious progress from being made until 2011. Once it was completed, the extant future plans for a flanking pair of sports arenas under inflatable domes were abruptly cancelled for some reason.
Structure[edit | edit source]
The Transgender Tower has floors lined with creamy white concrete in the shape of everyone's favorite 21st finger. It has 69,420 offices located, and at night the top lights up with pretty pictures and videos ;-)
Access to the tower is open only to employees of Sexforce, as well as certain sacred Zionists whom Allah has deemed worthy.