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Most Recent Religion News[edit | edit source]
- 22 Apr 2021: Toast seen in face of Jesus
- 20 Apr 2018: Billy Graham dies at 99: What other obits aren't telling you
- 23 Aug 2017: America setting up for a coup by Satanists, Angel says
- 18 Feb 2015: Apple plans electric religion
- 04 Jun 2014: Bats are eating my legs!
- 22 Jun 2013: Controversial gay admits to Christian feelings
- 21 Jun 2013: Conversion therapy leader admits to male practice; closes facility
- 04 May 2013: After 598 years, Catholic Church admits wrongdoings
- 17 Mar 2013: Low-ranking Syrian terrorist defects from NATO
- 14 Mar 2013: Did the Time Warp wreck Canadian's Pope chances?
- 07 Jan 2013: The new looks sweeping the Muslim world
- 09 Dec 2012: Obama forgets sister's holiday
- 23 Nov 2012: A guide to Pope Benedict's updated Christmas story
- 27 Aug 2012: Wrath of God visited upon terrible film and TV production studio
- 04 Aug 2012: Scientist studies afterlife
- 23 Jul 2012: God and Nature in demarcation dispute
- 18 Jun 2012: Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all
- 11 Jun 2012: Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
- 02 Jun 2012: Atheist converts after Jesus visits her in shower
- 02 May 2012: Leader of Ireland's Catholics says God is 'ok with kiddy fiddling'
- 01 Mar 2012: Obama Celebrates Senate Vote, Issues Executive Order
- 24 Feb 2012: Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter
- 06 Feb 2012: FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters
- 05 Dec 2011: Tim Tebow reveals that he is Jesus Christ during postgame press conference
- 02 Oct 2011: Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury
- 08 Sep 2011: Libya conflict: Jannah border cannot be closed
- 23 Jul 2011: Speaker at Norwegian summer camp was apparently persuasive, motivational; Impact is projec...
- 20 Jul 2011: Pope makes creepy apology to child-abuse victims
- 22 Jun 2011: New York atheists angry over 'Hell' street sign
- 18 Jun 2011: Angel Jolie visits sinners in Hell
- 14 Jun 2011: CIA adopts ‘pass god & praise the ammo’ policy in Yemen
- 11 Jun 2011: Face of Satan appears on toast
- 05 Jun 2011: How to bury a Satanist?
- 04 Jun 2011: Jesus reveals all on rapture fiasco
- 02 May 2011: Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest
- 05 Apr 2011: Emergency grips India as god hangs on life support
- 04 Apr 2011: Florida pastor starts WWIII
- 04 Mar 2011: Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason
- 04 Feb 2011: Pakistan urged to free boy arrested for blasphemy
- 27 Jan 2011: Former Senate candidate O'Donnell under investigation
- 27 Jan 2011: Uganda gay rights activist David Kato canonized
- 21 Dec 2010: Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse
- 20 Nov 2010: Vatican to issue abuse guidelines
- 18 Nov 2010: Scientists create and capture Antichrist
- 15 Nov 2010: Lord's Prayer updated
- 09 Nov 2010: Michael Jackson: The Second Coming
- 11 Oct 2010: Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods
- 07 Oct 2010: God linked to cannabis cultivation
- 07 Oct 2010: French Islam ban passes last legal hurdle
- 06 Oct 2010: Jesus brings cremated man back from dead
- 03 Oct 2010: Meat made O'Donnell avoid being Hare Krishna
- 17 Sep 2010: Pope Benedict to play Blofeld in the new James Bond film
- 16 Sep 2010: Scientists replicate dinosaur DNA; creationists challenge extinction theory
- 09 Sep 2010: God vs. godly?
- 04 Sep 2010: Stephen Hawking updates his view on the origin of the universe
- 02 Sep 2010: Stephen Hawking created Universe
- 25 Aug 2010: Christ Returns to NBA
- 22 Aug 2010: AP: It's 'Ground Zero Mosque,' people
- 21 Aug 2010: Florida church plans Koran burning on 9/11 anniversary
- 12 Aug 2010: New apps support terrorist attacks
- 03 Aug 2010: French wimple stitchers announce strike
- 24 Jul 2010: Cover ripped off Uncyclopedia's campaign to exterminate Christianity!
- 15 Jul 2010: Vatican unveils new rule to stop abuse: just say no!
- 08 Jul 2010: Face of Jesus discovered on seabed
- 05 Jul 2010: Pope wore a German football shirt as he watched Argentina lose in World Cup
- 20 Jun 2010: IPad to replace missal at Mass
- 19 Jun 2010: Liberals force their own children to smoke the pot, blaspheme
- 16 Jun 2010: BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay
- 15 Jun 2010: Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
- 10 Jun 2010: Sub-Genius strikes this journalist as disingenuous
- 08 Jun 2010: Iran's Ahmadinejad slams devil
- 05 Jun 2010: Be your own Prophet, cut out the middle man
- 03 Jun 2010: Documentary proof of rejected 13th Apostle discovered
- 30 May 2010: Bangladesh censors Facebook
- 10 May 2010: Jesus destroys Stephen Baldwin's life
- 30 Apr 2010: Hamas stockpiling monkey penetrating ammunition
- 25 Apr 2010: Jesus, what a workout!
- 21 Apr 2010: Vatican to field a football team in religious World Cup
- 20 Apr 2010: Shovelshit seeks audience with God
- 17 Apr 2010: Surprise resurrection of Madalyn Murray O'Hair, America's most hated woman
- 13 Apr 2010: Vatican forgiven by Beatles
- 05 Apr 2010: Miami Vice inspired ‘Mecca Vice’ steals Saudi TV top spot
- 03 Apr 2010: Erykah Badu faces death for nude walk in Mecca
- 01 Apr 2010: Sacrificial-virgin-in-volcano ritual decried in India
- 06 Mar 2010: Reporter permitted one corny story
- 21 Feb 2010: Voodoo helping Haiti's quake dead
- 18 Feb 2010: Haiti frees American missionaries
- 04 Feb 2010: Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs
- 23 Jan 2010: Pat Robertson is Bat Fuck Righteous, says UnNews
- 14 Jan 2010: Apocalypse warning, kittens involved
- 28 Dec 2009: Mel Gibson goes to ground
- 18 Dec 2009: Taliban hires Halliburton consultants
- 18 Nov 2009: American toy company seeks Muslim market share
- 13 Nov 2009: Former Primate of Utrecht Thomas Gibbon resigns in disgrace
- 12 Nov 2009: Pope appoints first non-human Primate
- 01 Oct 2009: God sues for copyright infringement
- 11 Jul 2009: Meditating monks accused of sleeping on the job
- 09 Jul 2009: McDonalds should be boycotted
- 22 Jun 2009: Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!"
- 21 May 2009: Increased sunspot activity cause for concern at Vatican
- 04 May 2009: In space, no one can hear the call to prayer
- 03 May 2009: Roman Catholic Church changes name to "We Hate Abortion"
- 02 May 2009: United Nations' threat: No more parental rights
- 29 Apr 2009: Obama's divine powers fading
- 25 Apr 2009: Taliban vows to wipe out literacy in our lifetimes
- 15 Apr 2009: Pope Benedict finally admits that God doesn't exist
- 13 Apr 2009: Obama bows to Saudi king, triggers fall of Western Civilisation
- 27 Mar 2009: Praying pilot jailed
- 17 Mar 2009: Satanic front group convenes in Vienna
- 27 Aug 2008: God Rewrites the Bible
- 26 Aug 2008: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie
- 24 Aug 2008: God found alive, well and working on a much less ambitious project.
- 18 Jul 2008: Dalai Llama appeals for calm in George Bush slur row
- 30 Jun 2008: Conservapedia demands proof for the existence of science
- 20 May 2008: Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced
- 05 Apr 2008: Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism
- 23 Feb 2008: Pope gets new hat
- 11 Feb 2008: Higher Power denies responsibility for dead bride
- 17 Jan 2008: Virgin Shark gives birth to Aquatic Messiah
- 08 Jan 2008: Bush expected as Redeemer in the Holy Land
- 05 Jan 2008: Pope praises Jamie Lynn Spears for not using birth control
- 24 Nov 2007: Mosque comments taken out of context
- 19 Oct 2007: Believers see Holy Father in flames
- 02 Oct 2007: Heavens rejoice as Dow surpasses 14,000
- 01 Oct 2007: Muslims demand pop star Beyonce to "tone down" act
- 30 Sep 2007: God admits "I experimented with evolution"
- 14 Sep 2007: Latest Bible sequel sales disappointment
- 03 Aug 2007: Muslims demand pop star Gwen Stefani to "tone down" act
- 31 Jul 2007: Tacoma tries rap music to chase Jehovah's Witnesses from bus stops
- 28 Jul 2007: Fears film may spark fresh wave of deicides
- 23 Jun 2007: Paris Hilton Meets God In Jail
- 29 May 2007: Poor planning ruins Rapture
- 16 May 2007: Satan arrested in Jerry Falwell death
- 16 May 2007: Falwell starts campaign against God
- 10 May 2007: Persistent Protestants protest punishment
- 06 May 2007: National Day of Prayer ruined by godless protestors
- 03 May 2007: Pastafarians celebrate National Day of ARRRRRRRRRRRR
- 01 May 2007: Prophet strikes, Heaven grinds to halt
- 29 Apr 2007: Noah's ark to sail again
- 24 Apr 2007: Witches okay for national cemetery memorials; holy cows may be next
- 21 Apr 2007: Limbo closes, millions homeless
- 28 Mar 2007: Stop dressing like whores, you whores!
- 05 Mar 2007: Third Coming of Jesus Christ Prophesised!
- 16 Feb 2007: Kansas education reforms: Do they go too far enough?
- 14 Feb 2007: Is Kansas Godless? Or just stupid?
- 07 Jan 2007: Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory
- 17 Dec 2006: Vatican decries "Miracle Bra"
- 13 Dec 2006: Ahmadinejad: Holocaust was really big gay Jew sex party
- 16 Nov 2006: Papal proclamation to procure profit for prophet
- 12 Nov 2006: Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide
- 10 Nov 2006: United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the Middle East
- 05 Nov 2006: Iraq celebrates Saddam Hussein verdict with sectarian violence
- 28 Oct 2006: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series
- 07 Oct 2006: Harry Potter to blame for school shootings
- 16 Sep 2006: The Pope annoys everyone and nearly starts a war
Featured Religion News[edit | edit source]
- A slice of toast seen on the face of Jesus (Pictured)
- Devoutly gay man feels conflicted after admitting attraction to Christianity
- Pope John Paul II posthumously wins Monsignor Universe beauty contest
- Global faith crisis after miraculous resurrection of Madalyn Murray O'Hair, America's "most hated woman"
- Outrage over practice of throwing virgins into volcanos in India
- Meditated Buddhist monks accused of sleeping on the job
- The Heavens rejoice as Dow Jones market index surpasses 14,000
- Shock as God admits: "I experimented with evolution"