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Full DYK list

  • ... that the Bahais have the best kush? Just don't tell the Muslims.
  • ... that Jewish cuisine is classified as a biohazard and is a violation of international law to serve to POWs?
  • ... that getting into Heaven is so easy, it would be presumptuous of me to even tell you?
  • ... that Walpurgis Night (or Walpurgisnacht) celebrates St. Walpurga, patron saint of stinky women?
  • ... that God's answering service is experiencing high-volume, please call again later?
  • ... that the theory of Intelligent Design can be easily debunked by looking at a platypus?
  • ... that Guru Maharaj Ji claimed to be a glorious combined incarnation of Mahatma Gandhi and Humphrey Bogart?
  • ... that Pantheism is the belief that God and the Universe are just two sides of a non-stick pan?
  • ... that every society has the same fundamental creation mythos: a giant snake pooped out the universe?
  • ... that the Heaven's Gate cult was actually a covert group of Star Wars superfans who wanted to make Star Trek look bad?
  • ... that as part of their faith, Jehova's Witness members are sent to a community college to harass passers-by?
  • ... that the core of Zen Buddhism is to be as inscrutable as possible?
  • ... that Voidism, or Śūnyatā, is a concept in Buddhism, Hinduism and Jainism which most Westerners tend to a-void?
  • ... that the Bhagavad Gita is the inspirational tale of a man embracing wanton acts of violence towards his loved ones?
  • ... that with a sufficient BAC, the blood of Christ could literally turn into wine?
  • ... that the Universe is not in fact blind to our sorrows and indifferent to our pain?
  • ... that ancient Shinto temples aren't portals to anime world, please don't kill yourself there?