Mandr

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MandR, Also called MandRProductions, is the leader[1] of all LEGO Star Wars fans. He sells things for profit (markups) as one must do in this economy. He doesn't scam people at all, as that is wrong. He is a true LEGO investor.

He single handedly took down all Helmet Holes, and has his resale value constantly changing. How will me writing this affect the resale value?

Now you may be wondering, why does he hate Helmet Holes so much? Well he used to be an army general, helmet holes remind him of all comrades he’s lost to headshots through the helmet. Every time he sees a helmet hole he gets a flashback and goes on a schitzo freak about them. It’s about serving his country as a true American hero. He earned his way to the top by a secret power: swallowing a battle pack and shitting out a UCS.

MandRProductions
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RankLeader of the LEGO Star Wars Community
PredecessorNone, he is the 1st
SuccessorMandR Jr
Date of BirthMay 1, 1997
Date of Deathyesterday
Place of BirthFlorida
Political partyHELMET HOLES INC

2008[edit | edit source]

"My family was hit hard by 2008, if I wanted Lego I had to work damn hard. I know that not everyone can afford the $800 sets. That's why they're "collectors sets" they're TOP TIER. Including the figs. I don't want to display, or be proud of, a $5 figure. It's worthless. It's fun to collect the $300 figs.

UCS figs are part of the "collector" status. Lego is genuinely curb stomping long time Star Wars fans who've been here since the

beginning. The figure included in a COLLECTORS EDITION set should not be in a microfighter."

Republic Dicks - Former Podcast Co-Host[edit | edit source]

"GEORGE WASHINGTON! DIDN'T CROSS THE DELAWARE SO YOU COULD TOUCH ANOTHER MANS PP"

JangBricks - The Positive Arch-rival[edit | edit source]

JangBricks didn't create enough arguments over the battle pack, so therefore he is inferior. should've complained more. JangBricks is too positive, and is the opposite of MandR, in that he doesn't whine and is straight to the point. This is wrong, complaining gets you places. JangBricks isn't good at all.

Grey Ships and Cardboard Boxes[edit | edit source]

Everyone knows the best type of LEGO set is a Grey Shiptm. This is common knowledge[1]. Cardboard Boxes are to be kept in your ultra-secure HD safe as to avoid crinkle and to keep the resale value high. Clones are best displayed in formation, preferably on a grey or green baseplate.

Star Wars[edit | edit source]

Perfection
Clones displayed as a perfect MOC

LEGO Star Wars (1999-) is the only theme of value on the LEGO market. As proven by when they cancelled LEGO Bionicle (2001-2010) because it became too much of a competition. Even when it returned and invaded[2] into LEGO Star Wars, it was promptly extinguished never to be seen again. This is further evidence LEGO Star Wars has been the only theme to ever be worth anything. Star Wars is also the focus of his channel, with the secondary focus being selling items and protesting every decision using his voice.