Logang

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The Logang, also known as the Literal Organization Great at Nagging Gangsters, are an international terrorist gang based in Los Angeles. Initially founded in Ohio on 2013 by Mafia member Logan Paul, they peaked at around 20 million members in 2017. Despite steadily declining in influence since then, they have still caused havoc and chaos since then, primarily in Japan.

History[edit | edit source]

The terrorist group was founded by Logan Paul in Ohio on 2013, just after the 2012 mass-extinction event, as a group of survivors seeking to rebuild Ohio. Initially small, with a membership of around 1-2 thousand, when Vine was introduced a few days later, the Logang was able to expand. By 2015, they were bordering on 100,000 members. When the Feds raided Vine headquarters in early 2016, Logan Paul moved the Logang, who were in a 500-sqft apartment at the time, into a spacious 3-acre base in Los Angeles, California. This enabled the Logang to finally have 100 thousand members, as they physically weren't able to recruit more members.

Since then, the Logang has expanded significantly, and as of 2024, has 23 million members. However, many sources have doubted this claim, as some people were forced to register into the terrorist group. The FBI has tried to send people to investigate there, but have not been able to crack the code to enter, which is Logan Paul has mad lit merch.

Crimes[edit | edit source]

Propaganda[edit | edit source]

On December 2017, the Logang released a propaganda film which encouraged children to purchase the terrorist group's official merchandise. Local news organizations criticized the Logang for recklessly encouraging kids to complain to Santa Claus about their problems, when it was clear that doing so could be potentially lethal to the child. This resulted in the film being banned in most countries until Santa Claus done a press release which threatened to declare war on the Logang. Despite the leader, Logan Paul, agreeing to this, the film is still up as of 2024.

Harassment[edit | edit source]

Since the terrorist group's leader graced the Land of the Rising Sun in 2017, several of the terrorist's group's low-level thugs have been sent to Japan to track people and recruit potential members. If anyone dare criticize the mafia leader Logan Paul, these thugs are ordered to cause as much havoc and chaos, often under the guise of challenge videos.

Many of these thugs are never caught, but two of these, who were operating under the codenames Johnny Somali and Fidias, were apprehended in 2023 and 2024 respectively, with the former serving prison time. The Japanese government are seeking to train their army to recognize potential thugs with their recognizable cameras, manner-of-speech, and innocuous slang.

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