Log in

Logging in is the process of signing in to Uncyclopedia. It is used commonly for editors who have a lot to hide. Because logging in hides people's IP addresses, people do it all the time. And logging in has the added benefit of creating a username.

History

Logging in was invented by a computer geek who wanted to keep everything to himself. He saw that people would not stop touching his computer, so he created a system so that no one can touch his computer without his permission. It soon came to Mac computers, and was implemented by many websites that sought to dominate the world by collecting everyone's personal information. Eventually, Uncyclopedia filed a patent for the best login system that would succeed all the other logins that people used. It involved collecting the least personal information and using any personal information that is collected to write humorous articles.

Examples of Logging in

Why you should log in

The purpose of logging in is to hide all the annoying messages telling you that you need to login, including this one:

You are not logged in! If you do not have an account, make one.
If you do not use an account, your IP address will be recorded in this page's edit history.

And this one:

You are not logged in. Publishing will record your IP address in this page's edit history.

And if you do not log in

Then you will find yourself banned for life.

But I do not want to log in

Then unfortunately, I have to give you this:

BLOCKED

You can still read pages, but cannot edit, change, alter, modify, amend, revise, or create them.

Editing from 127.0.0.1 (your account, IP address, or IP address range) has been disabled by The Right Honourable Kippy for the following reason(s):

Open proxy

This block has been set to expire: infinite. This block was instated: Wed, 3 Apr 2024 02:44:42. Block ID is 12345.

You can watch Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep.

You were more than likely banned because you failed to read or understand The Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian, How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, and/or Our Vanity Policy. If this is the case, or even if it's not, take some time to read these documents now.^[1]

After you've taken the time to read the above articles and you feel like you are ready to make useful contributions to Uncyclopedia, you may contact Kippy or one (1) of the other administrators to discuss the block.^[2]

Your IP address is 127.0.0.1. If you have an actual user name, please include this in any queries you make, along with your SSN, a credit card number, and any bank account numbers you have.

If you'd like to see the log of your ban, the reason, duration, and time of issuance can be found in the block list and the block log.

It may be possible to plead your case on your talk page, over IRC, or on our Discord server if you didn't do anything really wrong, or if you can prove that you have fully educated yourself by reading the above articles. Log in with the same username you use here, and start begging.

NOTE: If you were blocked by the abuse filter, this is usually because the filter is suspecting that you are a spambot. If this is not the case, please contact an admin as described above, and someone will help resolve your case as soon as possible. Additionally, a more detailed explanation of why you have been blocked can be found at the abuse filter userpage.

Useful Links

Also Note

↑ Seriously. If you can't prove you know the basic rules and what we're trying to do here, you'll find the admins more than a bit chilly.
↑ Note that you may not use the "email this user" feature unless you have a valid email address registered in your user preferences. Also, don't email every admin unless you want the ban extended indefinitely.

[1] Seriously. If you can't prove you know the basic rules and what we're trying to do here, you'll find the admins more than a bit chilly.

[2] Note that you may not use the "email this user" feature unless you have a valid email address registered in your user preferences. Also, don't email every admin unless you want the ban extended indefinitely.

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