Kazakh–Dzungar Wars

Kazakh–Dzungar Wars
Some old map that doesn't even show the war map, nonetheless, looks cool enough.
Date 1635–1741 Location Kazakh Khanate, Dzungar Khanate Result No one won
Belligerents
Kazakh Khanate Kazakh Jüzes Supported by: Khanate of Bukhara	Dzungar Khanate Supported by: Kalmyk Khanate
Commanders and leaders
Borat Salqam Jangir Khan † Tauke Khan Abul Khair Khan Ablai Khan Supported by: Yalangtoʻsh Bakhodir	Erdeni Batur Galdan Boshugtu Khan Tsewang Rabtan Khan Galdan Tseren Khan Septen Lama Dorji Supported by: Galdamba Batur

The Kazakh–Dzungar Wars was a series of wars it's just PvP in SkyWars between the Dzungars and the Kazakhs for around 200 years, which the war was caused by boredom and outta spite. They both got fucked up by the Qing dynasty and the Russian Empire just expanmded to the Central Asia region something. A lot of people died of course, and people seem to just exaggerate it to create cool edits on TikTok, I don't know why.

Despite the Dzungar Khanate and the Kazakh Khanate flinging shit so many times, they later fought with each other to fight the Qing dynasty, and then just cucked out and surrendered.

Background

In 1467, Oirat's some dude called Esen Khan's son, Uch Timur just invaded Uzbekistan and captured a random city called Sighnaq and that's it. Later two guys called Janibek and Kerei just decided to create an empire called Kazakh Khanate and named themselves Kazakhs to be cooler than the ruling state, Uzbek Khanate or Bukhara Khanate, I don't know I forgot. After that the Kazakhs and the Oirats enjoyed glorious relations, bringing themselves food, drinks and hangover until the 1530s, where shit got outta hand. Like that, they sadly broke up and fought over some land called Jetisu or Semirechiye.

Later in 1552, the Oirats invaded the Kazakhs after the Kazakh sultan, Tavakkul attempted to attack the Oirats and poor Tavakkul fled to Tashkent city and seeked help from his bro, but he refused anyways. Then in the 1560s, the Oirats just barged in after they got evicted by the fucking Mongols?! Like when a Kazakh dude called Haqnazar fought some people, the Oirats just entered and kicked their asses off! What a jerk! Eventually in the 1590's, the Oirats said sorry to the Kazakh Khanate, and joined forces until their king died and they decided to get themselves to fight against at least 4 nations: Kazakh Khanate (duh), Nogay Horde, the Mongols and maybe the Chinese, and the Russians.

The Oirats and the Kazakhs each jabbed themselves until a Kazakh guy called Yesim or Esim just attacked them and told them to fuck off their nation. Later an Oirat dude, Erdeni Batur Khong Tayiji created the Dzungar Khanate after his friends left to mess around Asia and Europe. Then he just continues what his ancestors did, fuck around and invade the Kazakhs, which the war started in 1635.

Courses of Wars

In 1635, Erdeni Batur challenged the Kazakh guy, Jangir Khan to a PvP duel in SkyWars, and Erdeni Batur won! This led to Jangir having to do his chores until Erdeni Batur left to fuck around in Tibet with his homeboy, and Jangir escaped. In 1640, Erdeni Batur attacked the Kazakhs again. Jangir Khan then allied with an Uzbek guy called Yalangto'sh Bakhodir and beat the Dzungars in 1643. Later, Erdeni Batur just called their homeboys, and defeated them. However, this led to a civil war between the Dzungar Khanate. In 1646, Erdeni Batur attacked the Kazakhs again and lost or won, you make the choice. In 1652, the son of Erdeni Batur's homeboy, Galdamba attacked the Kazakhs, killed Jangir Khan and defeated some Uzbeks on Chu or the Talas Rivers in 1658. This led to the Dzungar Khanate keeping their occupied lands.

Eventually in 1653, Erdeni Batur died, which led to his son, Sengge becoming prince of the Dzungars. He sent a friend request to Jangir Khan's son, Tauke Khan and became BFF, yay! But in 1670, Sengge got killed by his own brother(s) suddenly, which led to Tauke just getting the lands back. Meanwhile, Sengge's more holy and divine brother, Galdan took revenge against the guys who killed his brother, Sengge by 1671. Galdan soon became Boshugtu Khan which is irrelevant to the topic, but he then challenges Tauke for a SkyWars PvP duel in 1681. Galdan managed to occupy some lands but lost to the PvP duels twice to the Kazakh Khan, Tauke and Galdan cucked out. In 1684, Galdan won shit lot of times, and this somehow improved the economy of the Dzungar Khanate. In 1686, the Dzungars only PvP'ed the Bukharans and the Kyrgyz instead of the Kazakhs and later he left to fight the Mongols. Tauke finally took a sigh of relief and quickly got back to the leaderboards in SkyWars.

In 1697, Galdan's nephew, Tsewang Rabtan became the king of the Dzungars. A year later, the Dzungars invaded the Kazakhs, because Tsewang Rabtan's girlfriend from Europe tried arriving to his home, but the Kazakhs just stole her. Which made Tsewang Rabtan very angry, and destroyed a lot of stuff until 1703, where the two sides agreed to stop their beef.

In 1708, the some Dzungars wanted to PvP, but the Kazakhs didn't feel so until a pro Kazakh warriror called Bogenbay defeated them during 1711 to 1712 and gained a win-streak from 1713 to 1714. Tsewang Rabtan had enough of the losing streak, and let his two Sons, Galdan Tseren (not to be confused by Galdan from earlier) and Lobsangshono to play until 10pm. This led to a Dzungar win-streak again. In 1716, the Kazakhs beat up the Dzungars in SkyWars again, but the brother of Tsewang Rabtan, Tseren Dhondup pulled up after smoking some Russians and beat the hell out of the Kazakhs. Then, two Kazakhs frenemies called Kaip Khan and Abul Khair Khan to try beat some small Dzungars in a PvP but they lost and took Ls in 1717.

The Dzungars later just attacked the Kazakhs in 1723, and ruined shit up until 1727. Where Abul Khair Khan got a win streak in Bulanty and Anrakai. The Dzungars kept taking L's because Tsewang Rabtan apparently died in 1727 and his two sons Galdan Tseren and Lobsangshono fought over who's gonna be the king of the Dzungar Khanate. Then, Galdan Tseren won, which he fought the Mongols and the Chinese in the east and also fought the Kazakhs, not on SkyWars but on BedWars, which he won thanks to his dad giving him extra time to master it. A Kazakh guy called Ablai Khan got captured but was released after the Kazakhs just accepted the defeat.

Aftermath

However, shit quickly broke apart after Galdan Tseren died and his children made a full shit-show. The guy, Ablai Khan before managed to grab shit while the Dzungars were fighting over succesion, and the Qing dynasty pulled up. The Qing dynasty ended the Dzungar Khanate in 100 days, and a Dzungar guy called Amursana allied with Ablai Khan but lost anyways. The Kazakh Khanate was now vassalized by the Qing dynasty, also the Russians before, in 1731.