HowTo talk:Kill Yourself With A Brick

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I recentl made this page and I feel it is good, but needs some work. Unfortunately, I seem to have run out of supplies of teh funnee right now, so if someone has any ideas, feel free to add them. The Freed Mind Sutoth Indar the Black Mage [MUN] [YvJP] 09:38, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

I think this is quite funny as it is- there would probably be some extra comedic value in being really really detailed in describing the actual process of killing yourself, either as a parody of the fact that lots of people do fail in trying to kill themselves (i mean how hard can it be?) or, less controversially, just to take the piss out of needlessly specific instruction manuals etc.

Oh, one minor thing though, just the phrase "guild of tramps" is perhaps a little too Pratchett-esque... you might want to go with something like "tramps' union" instead --Jamtrousers 12:50, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

What's wrong with Pratchett-esque? Besides, it is the title of the linked article. The Freed Mind Sutoth Indar the Black Mage [MUN] [YvJP] 07:48, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

Can't say I've noticed. I've just added the vital Stage Three. The only thing I can think of that the article needs is a prosaic photo of a brick. - David Gerard 10:36, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

I must say, I found this article terribly tittersome. -- Hindleyite 20:11, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

For any and all that care about this page

I am, or rather, was, the original creator of this page. Upon returning with supplies of teh funnee restocked(two years later) I set about myself transforming this article from what I felt was a generic in-the-same-vein killing yourself article into what I must say is the pinnacle of my writing thus far. Therefore extensive sections have been deleted, rewritten, or left as they are(ie, ignored). Any questions relating to this page's recent rewritingment should be directed to my talk page as I probably will never look at this discussion page again, unless the article becomes featured(here's hoping). --

1. REDIRECT User:Inorian/sig 17:01, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Thank You

The humor saved me this time. What if someone follows this guide?

This page is a masterpiece

I sometimes remember this page existing randomly and just start laughing like a Psychopath

TheChungusMuncher (talk) 20:09, 24 March 2022 (UTC)

Please delete this

How could you joke about suicide? And why does this article even exist?! What if someone actually killed themselves because they got the idea? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Kacperd40 (talk • contribs)

@Kacperd40: I doubt someone is going to kill themselves because of an article they read at a satirical wiki; specially considering I'm sure this isn't actual good advice on how to do that. plus, we're not going to delete an article that has been featured. although you might like to hear that the redirect "suicide" was once an article on itself that got deleted for not being funny. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:31, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: But it's possible, even though the chances are low.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Kacperd40 (talk • contribs)

@DaniPine3: I can't even use the vote for deletion feature - when I click on the nominate button, it just takes me to a page that says it's write protected or something like that.

You have to be an autoconfirmed user to edit VFD. And also, we're not gonna delete a page based off the idea that someone could kill themselves over it. 13:27, 23 November 2025 (UTC)