Getting hit in the penis while playing dodgeball
The story of a school nerd[edit | edit source]
Ah, finally. The last day of school. It was Friday, the sun is setting, the work is finally over. The last class, Physical Education, just started. Some guys picked the good ol' red balls, and started throwing and dodging them. As time passed, everybody started joining them in this dodgeball game. I don't like dodgeball, but as my friends joined, I joined it too. Little did I know how bad would it end.
The start of it all[edit | edit source]
The match started like every dodgeball game. Some of the classmates successfully dodging the ball, the other ones not being so successful. Surprisingly, as I am not a sports person, the game was going good for me and I did not get kicked out... yet.
The Hit[edit | edit source]
It was going very well for me, when the bully picked up the ball and threw it. The bully looks and behaves like an ordinary bully. A bit fat, very tall and stronger than me, a very skinny and weak boy, always a spare player when we play football. However, I was a nerd and my grades were better than his. The ball was going so fast that it wasn't even visible, like a meteorite. I swear, if I was just an inch behind, it would have lit up. Directed towards my Jerry. I tried dodging the ball, but it was too late. The classmates have seen what is about to happen, but none of them reacted fast enough.
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
I fell on the floor, screaming and rolling around, dizzy from the pain. All the male classmates are staring at me, holding their balls, it probably hurts them too. The gym teacher is bursting out laughing, that piece of shit. "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU HIT HIM IN HIS... UHH... THIRD LEG! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAUDHWUYIDHUYEGUYDSWIUHS", here he started choking from laughter. Nobody was feeling like laughing with him, except the bully. He was laughing so hard that slime ran down his nose. The ambulance came soon and I was moved into the school hospital. I realized that there was a problem when a really hot nurse chick got in front of me, and I couldn't get a boner. I was disappointed by myself. I hate dodgeball.
The story of a father[edit | edit source]
My little daughter loves playing dodgeball. However, their friends have been kicking her out from the game a lot lately. One day she approached me and said: "Hey, dad, can you beat up those mean girls outside because they won't play with me?" I, of course, said no, as that would just get me and her into trouble. "Instead, we can play dodgeball outside", I suggested. She seemed happy with it, and we went out to play a game of dodging balls. Little did I know how bad would it end.
The start of it all[edit | edit source]
We got a big red ball and left the home. We started throwing and dodging the ball. As I am not a very physically active and a man in his late 40s, my back started hurting after a while. I stood up to stop and take breath. My daughter did not see that I was resting, so she threw the ball. I've seen it only when it got too close to me... and my ballsack.
The Hit[edit | edit source]
As the ball we got was very firm, it hurt like crazy. I fell down immediately and let a very loud creak go out of my mouth, while my daughter was jumping around me with her hands up in the air, exclaiming "I WON! I WON!". I was scared, because me and my wife planned to make another kid. The chances of us having a 2nd kid are now very low.
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
When we got home, I went to the bathroom, sat on the toilet and started masturbating to see if my penis is alright. I forgot to lock the door, so my wife opened it and saw me wanking. She was very disappointed. "Wait, I can explain!", I said, but she didn't want to listen. We are now divorced. The worst part is that my evil and creepy daughter stayed with me, and my penis isn't functioning properly anymore. I hate dodgeball.
The story of a professional dodgeball player[edit | edit source]
It was the grand finale of the Uncyclia Dodgeball Tournament 2022, and our team worked very hard to get at this point. This is our best placement so far. We've trained a lot, and we hope that we will win this tournament.
The start of it all[edit | edit source]
"Guys and gals, this year's Uncyclia Dodgeball Tournament Grand Finale has just started! Red Bulls vs. Blue Cows! This match is going to be EPIC! EPIC! EPIC!", the commentator announced the beginning of this game. We went out. Our opponents went out. They had a great chick with very large honkers in their team. I started staring at them like a moron, and one of the members of the other team (I couldn't see which one, because I was looking at those MASSIVE mommy milkers) threw the ball.
The Hit[edit | edit source]
The ball was going right at the tip of my ding-dong. As I had a boner, it made my penis an easy target. It hit me so hard that I just stood there, with the hands over my penis, frozen in place. The judges already started warning me with a 5-year ban if I don't exit the court right now. Alas, I didn't move. I was just standing there, motionless.
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
Now I am banned from dodgeball for 5 years by UDBA (no, not the Yugoslavian spying service, it is Uncyclia DodgeBall Association). Also, every citizen of Uncyclia has seen me staring at that chick like an idiot! A very blaming experience. I guess my career is over now. I'll have to eat moldy bread and work at a dumpster. I hate dodgeball. And chicks. From now, I'm gay.