Fuk u americkan pigs

go eata shit, fuk tards

no u

IMPERIALIST SWINE - U R MOTHER WAS A CUCUMBER AND U R FATHER WAS A FROG - FOR THAT U MUST DIE

no u!

U THINK U CAN MOCK ME BUT U CAN NOT - U STUPID SMELLY IMPERIALIST - MY BRAIN IS SMARTER THAN UR NATION'S COMBINED WEIGHT - WHICH IS BEYOND MEASURE BECAUSE OF U R ADDICTION TO SALTY BURGERS.

DEAD COW MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HATE HAET HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR THIS U DIE.

Moo?

Is that who I think it is?

AAAAAAhhhhhh! Run away! run away!

SEE THAT? I WON! I FINALLY WON! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

NOPE!

THERE, A PERFECT IMAGE OF U R SHITTY NATION AND SHITTY SHIT - U LOSE.. GOOD DAY SIR AND MAY U FUCKIN ROT IN ANCHOVIES.. I'M DONE HERE.

Ha! I don't give a (whatever).

The Red Cyclon says "Fuck Your Capitalistic Country..." '

Meh. I outlasted these guys so PPpthpth 2 u!

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