Friday Night Funkin'

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Friday Night Funkin, originally Friday Night Fuckin, is a Newgrounds free-to-play point and click game, with the plot of getting some from your girl whilst also fighting off her conservative christian father, Daddy Dadearest, shown by his purple skin and hair horns. You play as Boyfriend, and fight your way through her father, a pumpkin/skeleton mutant, a hitman hired by her father to kill you who also happens to have fucked you, her mother, her father and her mother, an ordinary lemon, a DDLC reference, and a war criminal. And, depending on how much you want to look around in the files, a slightly pixelated version of yourself who has mastered telepathy and has undeniably tighter bars than you.

Waifus[edit | edit source]

Basically, the mildly attractive (mostly underage for known reasons, that i will not discuss) pixel vector girls that are designed for, by, and of 40 year old incels. These incels fap to these characters, and sometimes a lesbian will say they fap, even though they usually don't. The only two characters who are confirmed by the developers to be female are Girlfriend and her hot ass mommy (who had incestuous relationships with her daughter!) However, for the happiness of the 40-years-old perverts, there are more than num.inf waifus due to the nerd's ability to create awful mods.

Gregfriedn - The waifu with the good rule 34, she would also like to suck you're dick though she can't doo due to the fact that boyfriend is gay, so she gets here sex time in by putting a dildo on top of the Boom Box; Wonder why she never (or rarely) gets off that thing...

Carol - The canonically dark-skinned color who is the closest to being canon to base FNF, by 40-years old nice guys, lesbian players, guys who suck so much at datings that they need a chibi character to console them, and me. Fortunately, she's one of the waifus with the lower quantity of Rule 34, which seems to be the only redeeming quality that a female can have.

Sky - A 13 year old blue haired girl who'd sacrifice the basic laws of reality just to fuck with her celebrity crush Boyfriend, and she tortures Girlfriend, his girlfriend, for being his girlfriend. Unlike a few mods, this one has 2 different endings: the Good (Boyfriend never has to worry about his sex life or crazy fangirls ever again, and therefor moves to Nepal and lives as a peanut.), the Bad (she imprisons you in a nazi camp, gasses Girlfriend, and makes you her sex slave), and the Ugly (Pico wins).

Sarvente Nikusa - The most wished waifu by everyone who's played the game. No matter what type of FNF enjoyer you are, we all have something in common: we are all degenerates, and so, if we could, we would all try to fuck Sarvente Nikusa until her kidneys burst. Unfortunately, we can't because A) She's fictional and B) She's catholic asexual, therefore, we can only fuck her if we don't exist, which is a shame. She is above all time and space, is probably god, wants Boyfriend to win, and can make her b00bies bigger.

Daddy Dearest - Has a happy trail. Everyone loves happy trails (except me, I dont) (not the me that simps carol, but the other one, the one that mocked a previous me's spelling via English Teacher Mode.) Also, people love getting dicked down by republicans. I think. Yes, everyone wants to get Married to daddy and become a _earest, but unfortunately, he's married to Mommy Dust Durder, which slightly decreases the chance of him fucking someone, since he'd have to be willing to cheat first.

Sarvente - Ehhhh, I mean, she's kind of sexy. Her appearance is a Napolean Ice Cream (yes, you haven't read it wrong), wearing a catholic preacher female uniform, and an cat that tastes like candy. Oh, and thanks to a communist russian named Ruv, she has 2 kids: a Edgy teen fuckboy named Selever, and an inexpressive girl named Rasazy; who are both searched in rule 34 by girls who simp them, horny 13 years old, horny 40 year olds. incest fans, pedos, and horny 17 year olds.

Plot[edit | edit source]

The game progresses in something like weeks, fighting first her father, who was a former star in rock (and porn) (drop out). Because he disapproves of you dating his daughter, he challenges you to duel! But in actuality, it's just a rap battle. After beating him at some of the easiest songs in existence, at some point you battle Skid and Pump, two little children who like being kidnapped and summoning devils, (for SpOokY mOnTh!). After finding out they're actually a pumpkin/skeleton mutant, you meet their leader, Lemon Demon, a vegan Nazi extremist who only committed a couple of [war crimes] and who eats humans to compensate for his lack of protein. Before stopping Lemon Demon from eating his girlfriend, they meet Pico in the second week, week 3. Girlfriend's father, after being humiliated and dominated by a short little blue bastard named You, decides to win back his place as an alpha male by hiring a hitman to kill Boyfriend. Pico though, being as chill as he is, decides to spare you, letting you live if you win, obvy. After narrowly surviving your encounter with Pico, you meet your Girlfriend's mother in the third week, Week 4. Fighting her on top of her two boner trucks along with her harem of people who think the demon thing is an act. But managing to pick an idle place far enough away from the street lamps, due to sheer dumb luck, you win the battle. Of Week 5, your girlfriend's parents come back as a duo to once again battle you, this time during Generic Winter Holiday, taking over a mall because the clothing was too overpriced. After beating them, you then face the Lemon Demon again. It(?) hung Girlfriend's head on a tree like a star, looking for inspiration of a song having something to do with 2 trucks. Using the power of words (said words being "beep" and "boop") against that guy, you manage to survive the ordeal and escape safely from the Mall. Week 6, you are playing ddlc and new character whos name is sanpai and they kiss and you totally beat him up so that he will join you in an orgy instead of him getting his balls sucked without you involved. Unfortunately, before you can get out of the game, senpai fucking dies, and an office worker named Maxwell bursts out of his rotting flesh. He has been stuck in the video game because Dad fucking hates the working class. At some point after that, Week 7 kicks in, and you're dropped from lethal height into a military gaurded zone. (Boyfriend does not die here because he won in a rap battle against the ground in the week immediately prior, Week 36.) Guy with Cool Glasses is going to exercise his Second Amendment rights on the two of them, then he decides that he better abuse this man's sick tricks for his "Lofi Beats to Commit War Crimes to" playlist. When he finally decides that they've outlived their use, Pico drops in due to things and stuff, landing Girlfriend in Boyfriend's arms. (Fortunately, boyfriend comes out as bi via ESP at this moment, which allows them to hold hands.) Then, there's week 8, the one where all of the other characters in the game decide to have a massive orgy. (the song "harder, daddy" was going to be in week three, but it was too hard to chart.) In week 9 there was a huge divorce between skid and pump, but we later find out the Mommy Must Murder was planing on having doggy style sex with skid the entire time, so you and girlfriend must stop her from signing the marriage paper. Then in week 10, you get sold hard drugs from a girl who is like, a floppy disk, or something. You defeat her by rewinding the ... disk ... part of her and trapping her in an endless loop of singing. Then, in week 11, Boyfriend decide's he's had enough of... Read More

Reception[edit | edit source]

Friday Night Funkin' was met to critical acclaim, critics praising the concept, the "shitty art style" and "Girlfriend's ass". One critic said "Girlfriend's ass was much better to fap to than anime ass. Mainly because I can't see it."

Mods[edit | edit source]

The developers released the source code so you can edit anything you want via debug mode/ folders. It is very easy to gaslight other people into making a mod for you.

  • Neo: The game, but easier!
  • Minus: When you subtract the game from 0.
  • A-side: The game, but harder!
  • B-side: The game, but harder!
  • C-side: The game, but harder!
  • D-side: Sonic EXE except sonic is swapped with Mighty
  • E-side: The game, but harder!
  • F-side: The game, but harder!
  • G-side: The game, but harder!
  • H-side: The game, but harder!
  • I-side: The game, but harder!
  • J-side: The game, but harder!
  • K-side: The game, but harder!
  • L-side: The game, but harder!
  • M-side: The game, but harder!
  • N-side: The game, but harder!
  • O-side: The game, but harder!
  • P-side: The game, but harder!
  • Q-side: The game, but harder!
  • R-side: The game, but harder!
  • S-side: The game, but harder!
  • T-side: The game, but harder!
  • U-side: The game, but harder!
  • V-side: The game, but harder!
  • W-side: The game, but harder!
  • X-side: The game, but harder!
  • Y-side: The game, but harder!
  • Z-side: Have we gone too far?
  • Ronald McDonald: The true source of all evil... and special sauce.
  • Among Us: Sus.
  • sarvente's mid-fight masses: do you have a moment to talk about are lord, Jesus Christ.
  • Monika: Man, I don't where this character is from. Must be an OC.
  • The X Event: Really edgy alternate universe shenanigans.
  • Sky: What happens when you lie about your age on the internet.
  • Tiki: You can play Friday Night Funkin' in Nevada!? Madness!
  • Hex: TVhead robot who actually doesn't hate you but gets a virus.
  • Tord: he's from Friday night Funkin...right?
  • Shaggy: GO TRAIN TREE TRAIN DREIDEL DREIDEL TRAIN TREE DREIDEL
  • Fliqpy: Remember that bear from that show that your mom put on thinking it was for kids... this is him now. feel old yet?
  • Mac: Mac is done with your shit.
  • Mac x Shaggy: oh nos here come to the fan ships
  • Whitty: His songs bomb (Literally)
  • Zardy: This is why you shouldn't go into corn mazes kids.
  • Internets down mod: anyone remembering him.
  • BOB: GEt ReEkD LOL XD
  • Garcello: Reports show that the FCC used this mod to generate more water.
  • Sunday: Fuck guitar hero
  • Big Brother: Wait what
  • Big sister: yeah
  • Nonsense: Random Funny (but seriously)
  • Sans: Shit just got real
  • Horror sans: I take it back
  • RON: |:>|
  • FNF but bad:  !̵̟̫̗̰̜̥͉̳̳̙͇̤̙͗̓̓̚̕s̴̹̘̞͉̮͚̻̫͎͖̘̃̽̀̓̉͋̏̀̈́͆̿̊̚͠͝i̵̡̮̤̲̥̟͖͙̺̫͊̑̑̆͋̈́̒̒͆͆̕͝i̷͔͂̂͝͠m̵̢͉̰͉͍̮̫̼͉͈̋̐͗̉͗̌́̚͝ͅ ̷̧̧̜̗̰̤̊̍͆̉͆̾̌͝ģ̴̛̛̯̤̝̜̟͈͙̭͋̽̑̑̕ṋ̵̺̜̦͎̾̈́͑͊̊̆̂̀̽̕̕͝i̵̤͋̄̂ḳ̶̥́̇̀̎̀͊̈͌̅̐̉̄̚c̸̜̗̣͉̳̎̍̉͒̾ũ̴̜̓f̸̛͚̯̩̩͈̟̜͔̪͈̞̪̙̬̏̇̈́̔͗͊̓͆̈́̉̊͠ ̷̢̡̟̦̫͉̞͖̜̗̄͆͗̓͆͊̌̀̀̋̾ͅé̸͉̠̱̼̖̫̦͙̖̰̱̪̥͛̉̽́̓̀̊ș̶̺̂̓̂̃͊͆̍͐̇̽͝e̶̥̲̟̮̯͈̹̳͋ḣ̷͈͕̗̟͂̑̓͛̔̆̒͆̔t̷̺̫̪̺͉̪̞́̋ ̷̧̨̖͓̞̣͓͍͍̱̥͊͜ͅf̸͕̬̞̃̐́́̈͆͒̐̈́̏̊̐̔͘͘ǫ̶̧̘͇̞̬͕̼̺̩̈́́́̐̀͂͂̋͠ ̸̨̻̼̘̟̪̗̩̠̑͋͌̆̉̃̈̓͗͘͜͜͝ê̷̢̖͕̤̠͉̞̝̙̹̯͉̊̓́̊̋̅̔͘͜͝n̶̨̰͙͇͛̄̃͒̎̑͌̂̾̕͠o̴̼͚̜̩̹̥̮̹̎͌̍̅͘͝ ̸̡̨͙̤̅́r̶̼͔͎̫̖͎̰͍̬̪̺̲̤̫̎̒̀̈́͗͋̓͒͝è̴̳̥̤̦̾̅͂̂͑̊͂͝ḧ̷̤̗́̄ț̴̨͚̦̬̝͓̝̱̟̑̑̎̈́̍̋̽̿́̋͘͜ͅo̷̧̱̞̹͍͔͓̪͙̼̫͓̜͑̌̄̎̍̔̚͝n̶̲̰͈͓͚̘̼͖̯̥̙͊͌͌͑̐̿̐̐̈́́ͅǎ̷̡̖̮̣͎̑̐͒̂̍̄͊́̓̌͐ ̷̢͕͕̪̠̬͖̍̋̏͗̄̋̽̍̆̑̽͜͝͝s̵̨̨͚̮̤̱̪̓͋̅͠'̶̯̰͉̗̙͉̞͊̀͜t̸͚͙̯̳̝̟̘͒̋̀͛̀͐͋̋̈́̈͆̀̕i̵͉͓̰̮͖͈͉̋̇͝ ̸̖̹͚̺̗͔͓̊̏̑̌,̷̧̝̰͙͓̦͕͎̗̫̲̟͇̗̎̒̌̿̈́̆̈́̍̄͂͆́̑̕͘s̵̞̞̠̳̙̒̽ỳ̴̠̗̣̥͉͚̭̞̪͈̹̞̒̇̆̃̌͊̾ͅa̸̧͖̤̺͗͋̎̉̎͒̊͑̆́̕͜͝ͅw̶̛̘̪̗̓͋̓̈́̚̕͘y̸͉̯̱̕n̵̮̭̭̭͓͔̬̄̒͌͊̍̅͋̌͛͛̕͝͝͝a̷͔̺̭͙̘̠̟̅̅̒̚ ̶̡̛̮̀̄͒͒́͝͝͝.̶͙̰͎̰̮͇̦̩́̽̈́̕(̸̢̺̹̣̔̌̃:̶̛̛̛̮̫̄͂̚͝ ̸̧͇̫̬̦͋́̔̍́͗̔̀̔͒̍̍͌̏͠ͅy̶̡̢̮̗̯̤͎͓̹̖̖̥̍̈̂̇̔̾̔̐͊̀̅̈́͜ͅn̸̢̬̰̱̥̖̮̐́ͅn̷̛͓̘̤̞̝̝͖̳̈́͂͋͊̽̎̾̒̇͛̚͘͝ͅụ̷̢̧̣̩̥͔͍̲͙͎̙̈́͘͝f̴̼̪̜͇̲́̌͝n̸͖͇̽͆̓̉̓̌̄͐̿́̆̿̚͜͝u̸͍̱͖͗̓̈ ̶̨̭̼͚͉͙͔̺̟̻͕̈ͅǫ̵̞̙͎̟͇͉̜̖̭͍̩̜̮̗͆͋͗̎̈́́̈́̄̕s̷̠̮̟̮̝̙̱̤̏̑͐̏̿͋́͐͝͝ͅ ̴̧̹̥͖͖̾̊́́͊͑͛̾͊̕̚͘m̷̫̯̅͒̈͛͐̈́̂̽̒'̴̛̙̮̣̺̆̅̍͐į̵̞̝̬͕̫̹͉͇͙͎̦̲̝̞̌̓̅.̸̨̤̮̭̝̞̜͍͎̞̥̙̎̒̄͌̋͋͋̓̍͂̌͐̀̏.̷̢̨͎̼̤̱̜͍́̏̄.̸͚̀̎́̓̋͊̽̂̽̀̈́̚͘s̸̨̛̜̲̫̞̝̠̺͗͑d̴̡̮̲̳̃̔̓̄̆͠r̶̙̩͕̠̋̆͑́̋͗́̌̿͋̓͊̆̚̚ä̸̝̦̰̩͉̺́̌̒̊̂̍̾̀̃͑̈́͛͠͝ẇ̷̛̝͎̙̜̔̈́ķ̷͖̟̮̰͕͍͉͕̮̉͗̒͝͝͝c̷̡̛̛̟̪̘͖̝̪͇͈̬̯̙̾͆̀̿͆̃͗͝ͅͅa̶̢̛̼̯͍̹̝͓̮͖͙͎͌̾̅̃̓͊̅̽͑́̀͝͠b̷̻͎̟̥͔͓̪̟͎̭̍̓̀͐̊̏͌̄͛͊͠ ̸̡͔̗̙̟̳̣̎̽̍e̷̥̠̼̼̺̱͙̤̙̪͎̹̩͊́͜t̴̨̹̟̗̺̼̹͈̠̅̓̿̐̀͌̍̂͐͝ͅę̴̦̓̌̔̔̔̒͆̓ḻ̴̨̧̛͓̳̼̦͔̼̦̻̈́̈́̕͜ͅȩ̸̢̢̣̩̼̣͈̩̄̎́̒̇͝ͅḑ̴̯͍̮̹̋̽̉̽͆͗̽̋̊̀̈́͒̕͝ ̶̡̖̱̣̘̼̗̔͐́ͅṱ̴̞̫͈͗̋̒́s̷̨͚͕̪̟͍̘͖͚͙̞̟͎͎̈́̒͆͑̍̌̉̕ͅṷ̴̭̯̳͈̗̥̙̈͌̏̽̒̚͝͠j̸̛̺̟͍͕̞̗̼͇̱̲͉̺̋̍͊̅̾̽̈́͆̃̎̌͘͝ ̷̧̩͕̲̤͔̹͕͈̤̞̈́͐̐͋̃̆͒̃̈́̓́̕͝ș̵̢̪̔́'̸̧̨̟̱̼͎͈̯̻͍̽ͅṭ̵̢̺̳̱͖͖͎͔̳̤̙̀̈͋̈̾͑͐̚ỉ̵̡̦͐̒̊́̄̇͊͑͋͝ ̵̛̖̼̻̜̫̫̮̫͉̣̹͆̄̅̂͂̈̅̃̈̂ͅa̸̙̺̗̖͎̙̠̤̓̇̅͊̐́͜͠ẖ̸͖̀́̂͛͊̈́̕̕͝ą̷̨̝̳͚̤̥͎̼̻̤̽̊̊̄͑̈͗̐̋̾͛̏̽͘͠ḩ̷̨̛̤̟̰͖̘͍̘̥͕̋̇̔̇́̊͒̕͠͝ͅͅ
  • Eteled: Mii in FNF? is that a Mac reference?
  • austin: guy who hates eteled...i guess
  • trollge: w̶̨̨̬̘͖̪̭̳͇̯̒̂̈́̈́͑̔͌̊̓̄̏͘͠͠ḙ̶̙͍̮͆͒̈́́̇̃̈́͒̎ ̸̨̖̟̞̞̜͈͙̜̲̞̞̬̗̋͐̇̎͊̈́͒̍̀͘̚d̷̢͎̩͙̖̅͑̈͆͊̈͐̐̎͛͛͒̋̕͠õ̵̫̙̜̓̍̂͑͛̄́͆͘͝ ̷̨̰̖̦͖͍͂̋̋̄͌̽͛̾̋̓͐̂ͅå̵̧͍͉̮͕̻̈̄ ̵̢͖̰͓̗͙̦̜͍̏̀̉͂̔́͆̓̈́̌̈́͌͠l̸̞̹̣̠͋͌̀̾́͐͜͜͝ͅĩ̴̡̨̘̥̞ṱ̴̡̪̝̲̠͕̳̻̯͎̘͌̈̎͜ͅt̸̨̨͙̦̎͌̀̋̊͐̂͆̇̾̈̑͘l̷̢̯͚̘̭̈́̽̆̉̆̊̌̈́́̓̕̚ę̶̡̧̘̝̦̻̟̗̱̤͓̜̮̱͐͆ ̷̨̨̭̭͚̣̱̼̝̠̼̻̗͓̖́̂̇͌͒͝t̴̬̺̜̤͉͇̪͔̗̱̖͍͒̔́̇ͅͅṙ̶̡̘͓̗̝̜̝̦̞̹͑̍̓̑̇͛́͛͋̄͘͜͠͠ͅo̶̹̗̊̏͗̀́̈́̊͆̐̆̄͛̃͝l̵̘̣͎͉̥̺̓͑̀̅̑̿̅̚͘̚ḽ̴̡̪̹͈̺͛͐̉̀̒̈̋̆̓̀͐̀̓͂͜͝į̶̧̨̳̲͓̘̹̭͓͓̯͖͋̄̋͘͘͠ͅn̴̨̛̙̭̝͓̤̭̥͎̊̀̽̓̈̌̇͛̽̇͜͝ģ̴̦͎͙͔̂ͅ
  • sonic.exe: biggest mod ever
  • Majin sonic: troll face
  • Vs wind: OKAY WHOS COMING UP WITH THIS
  • Sussy boy ver.3: IF ANYONE HERE CAN BEAT DEFEAT... fuck u
  • Sallad Finges: OHHHH YUMMY oh... i mean ahhhhhh... anyho have any ranch
  • Kapi: anthropomorphic cat who can't sing
  • Hipnaw: a pokemon that killed boyfriend so he could get GF's pussy
  • Huggy Wuggy: Best Youtube Thumbnail Ever
  • Pibby mod: oh no i'm melting
  • Dave & Bambi Mod: This mod can hold so many damn songs
  • Seek's Deltarune: boyfriend died
  • Indie cross: Other indie games in a indie game
  • Vs tree: Why?
  • Turn bass: All (Noticeable) rhythm people play uno