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MRS RITA GEORGE.

SANDTON

JOHANNESBURG

REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA


Dear Sir/Madam,


I am Mrs. Rita George the wife of late Dr. BENSON George a well-known farmer and business man from the Republic of Zimbabwe who was murdered in cold blood by the supporters and members of the ruling ZANU-PF party of President Robert Mugabe during the land reform program.


I and my son Charles have decided to leave this country and establish in your country though I have not meet with you before but I believe, one has to put confidence and trust in someone in other to succeed sometimes in life. There is this huge amount of ($18,000,000.00) Million U.S dollars, which my late husband has kept for us in Private Security and Finance Company in Johannesburg, South Africa before he was murdered.


Now I and my son Charles have decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for Bank and political reasons as we are here now in South Africa as refugees. We want you to help us claim and retrieve these funds from The Security Company and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes,


If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer to you 30% Of the total fund, 10% for expenses both will make, while 60% will be for me and my son Charles George. YOU CAN CONTACT AS FOLLOWS:


Email:cgeorge@yahoo.com
Mobile: +27730601543


Respectfully yours,


Mrs. Rita George


--SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 21:26, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Proof positive that BENSON is indeed black. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:54, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
You can't help but notice BENSON'S little cameo at the end there. "You see, me and my husband work as a team. I write the letters, and dear old BENSON introduces the contacts". --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 06:43, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
I don't get this!! My widdle brain hurts!!! (PS- The South Africa thing doesn't make him lack...haven't you seen The Color Of Friendship? GAWD YOU GUYS) Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif
Yeah, but the guy is from the Republic of Zimbabwe. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:17, 27 December 2007 (UTC)