Forum:BENSON'S 30 DAY CANDLELIGHT VIGIL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL MARATHON
OUR GLORIOUS LEADER (BENSON) HAS FALLEN UNDER THE WRATH OF THE ADMIN!! NOW IS THE TIME WHEN HIS MAJESTEY NEEDS US THE MOST! LET US ALL BAND TOGETHER WITH CANDLES AND SING TIDINGS OF BENSON'S GREAT POWER! LET US TELL TALES OF BENSON VS GOLIATH, AND BABY BENSON BORN IN THE MANGER! WE ALL MUST STAY STRONG AND VIGILANT THROUGH THIS TIME OF PERIL UNTIL OUR KING RETURNS! --Anyone 15:57, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- CEPT THAT BENSON WAS NOT BORN IN A MANGER, BUT IN A SHARK TANK FROM AN EGG MADE OF PLUTONIUM. BUT YES, TO HOLD A CANDLELIGHT VIGIL IS A NOVEL IDEA! CHRISTMAS SPECIAL MARATHONS SHALL BE PENDING, LEST THE COMMERCIALS DO NOT ALSO GLORIFY BENSON. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 16:01, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- HAIL BENSON, MAY HE LIVE FOREVER! FREE BENSON! CRUSH THE ENEMIES OF BENSON! Swordmaster 17:57, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- Upon seeing this stuff, I'm revising my edit strike. I will edit BENSON topics, nothing else. --User:Nintendorulez 22:40, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
DAY 1
AND LO, THE CANDLES WERE PASSED OUT TO LITTLE BOYS AND BEARDED GIRLS ALIKE AND SUCH COMMENCED BENSON'S 30 DAY CANDLELIGHT VIGIL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL MARATHON. BENSON MERCHANDISE AND PARAPHENELIA ALSO WENT ON SALE, WITH MUCH BUYING OF BENSON HOODIES AND SWEATERS AND JACKETS AND TSHIRTS AND IT WAS GOOD. --Anyone 16:16, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- VFP. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:06, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
DAY 2
AND YAY DID IT REACH TEMPERATURES WELL INTO THE NEGATIVES AS THE BENSON LOYAL TRUDGED ON THROUGH THE COLD NIGHT. THERE HAD BEGUN TO AMASS QUITE A FOLLOWING, FOR THE WHOLE WORLD KNEW THAT BENSON WAS BETTER THAN THEM, AND CAME TO SHOW THEIR KNOWING OF THIS THE ONLY WAY THE PUNY MONKIES KNEW HOW--THROUGH COMPLETE SELF-DEVOTION. AND BENSON SAW THIS AND KNEW THAT IT WAS GOOD.--Anyone 15:34, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
DAY 3-4
AND AS THE NIGHT TURNED FROM DAY INTO NIGHT AGAIN, THE WEEKEND BEGAN. AND AS PER CUSTOM OF FOLLOWERS OF BENSON, THERE BEGAN A PARTAKING OF THE MYSTICAL POTION THAT IS BEER. BENSON'S FOLLOWERS PARTAKED OF THE MAGICAL ELIXIR UNTIL SUCH TIMES WHEN THEY DID NOT REMEMBER THEIR OWN NAMES, NOR COULD THEY SEE, AND WENT ON TO DO THINGS THEY WOULD LATER REGRET...IF THEY COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT IS THEY REGRETTED. AND THAT IS HOW THE WEEKEND PRETTY MUCH WENT.--Anyone 03:14, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
- THE GREAT THING IS THAT A LOT OF BENSON PICS ARE BEING MADE. WHEN HE RETURNS YOU SHOULD SHOW THEM TO HIM. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:49, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
