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So you want to runaway from home right? So here are your steps:

1. Write a note to say your leaving. For instance: Dear mum, sorry to say this im running away. Dont even try to find me. Your not as good as all the other mums and dads in the world. love from x__________

2.Try to escape. First gather all the things that are on the list: Cereal, Phone, Blanket, Money (of course!!!), Pillow, Clothes & Jackets and an umbrella.

3. Find somewhere to go. Some people could be like your mum and dad, so be careful. The best way to find out if shes nice or not, is to look at her house. If there is nice china things then thats the house.

4. FEEL AT HOME!!!


(Hope they are nice) – Preceding unsigned comment added by 89.242.98.63 (talk • contribs)

Cool story, bra. Why weren't you around when I was young?! Just like dad... And mom... And anybody other than child molesters... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:29, July 26, 2010 (UTC)