Trump tariffs
Donald Trump's tariffs are likely one of the worst things ever done by Donald Trump, implemented during both of his terms. He forced Canada, Mexico, and China American citizens to pay tariffs to the American government of the second Trump Administration. This contributed to the inflation the Biden administration inflicted on the United States and exacerbated it when Trump retook the office. Americans were both delusionally happy and rightfully pissed off. Canada,[2] Mexico, and China declared war on the United States after Donald Trump declared the tariffs. This caused restaurants like McDonald’s and Chick-Fil-A to raise their prices higher, causing many protests and revolts. Every McDonald’s location from the inside looked like the American Revolution and there were guns being fired and violence and robbery.
Declaration[edit | edit source]
Donald Trump declared the tariffs between January and April, 2025. He called it Liberation Day. But in reality, it was Bullshit Day. He declared the tariffs shortly after he became president.[3] The cost of stuff in the United States went from like $10 to $10,000. Chinese sweatshops had been forced to pay extra, even though the employee slaves of the Chinese sweatshops were broke. Many Chinese companies that sell bootleg products were doomed to file for absolute bankruptcy by the tariffs. Donald Trump said in a speech that he didn’t give a flying fuck about the angry citizens of the United States and China and other countries affected by the awful tariffs. Many people protested against Donald Trump which resulted in Elon Musk and Donald Trump's divorce, causing Tesla cars and cybertrucks getting lit on fire by mobs of people. People also called Elon Musk names like Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden. Donald Trump never apologized to the hate by people who became more toxic than Twitter[4] and even the entire Steven Universe fandom. People started riots especially in Los Angeles.[5] Protests started and started until the end of time. Things going on like the war against Israel and Palestine were raging on while the tariffs got even worse. Vladimir Putin didn’t research the tariffs even though he was invading Ukraine, because he was drunk on vodka and riding bulls and hopping nukes and playing Russian roulette.[6] Putin and Xi Jinping were eating noodles and rice and getting drunk off soy sauce. and even vodka[7] Americans feared that the inflation caused by the tariffs would cause many Americans to become unemployed[8] and broke. North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un reacted by posting a post stating "LOL TRUMP IS MAKING WESTERN PIGS GO BROKE"[9] on an unknown underground North Korean social media website that only the government and military and spies can access.
Result[edit | edit source]
The tariffs resulted into the Krusty Krab getting severely affected by the tariffs, causing prices to go up. A single Krabby Patty costed $60, even though its original cost was $1.25. Mr. Krabs said in a news interview on how much he was pissed off from the tariffs, he even called Donald Trump an absolute dictator. The Krusty Krab almost filed for complete bankruptcy due to people not eating at his restaurant due to the prices going up to the moon due to inflation caused by the tariffs. The lottery for completing Squid Game went from $100,000,000 to $600,000,000. Unfortunately… capitalism in America went even worse due to the tariffs by Donald Trump. Many people on Twitter became even more toxic when they started protesting against the tariffs caused by Donald Trump. Many broke people used earwax and even trash as a currency while being broke and by using the Gay Stock Market to earn just a penny. Even though Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump are friends, His post about Donald Trump’s tariffs pissed off Trump by a lot. Trump almost dropped bombs on Pyongyang, but was scared that it would cause World War III or even a nuclear war.
See also[edit | edit source]
- Donald Trump's Report Card
- UnNews:Eugene Krabs in exclusive interview reports how the Krusty Krab has been impacted by the tariffs