Booklearning

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Hey? Who you be? You know good that most people dressed like that don't go happening 'round these parts of the wiki. What were that you'd be talking 'bout? Oh, yep. Booklearning. Here, sit down your ass right here on this 'thar porch and let me tell you about Booklearning. Want some lemonade? Sure? We done garnished it with fresh cow dung. Anyways, booklearning's a long and complicated subject and all, so let me see where I should start. How about History? Yep, scroll your cursor all the way down to that thar History section, or just click the hyparlank! That should get you down there faster than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!

History[edit]

Booklearning started out all the way back when when me and my cousin Jimbob were skeladdlypooping in the backwoods together. He was a class act, before he got eaten by that stinkin' 'gator. After all that played out, we decided to go shoot some jackalopes. We got a few, but soon Mean Old Joe Wallace spotted us and cussed up a storm and chased us away faster than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Then, where were we? Oh, booklearning. Right. Booklearning? Hey, that reminds me of the time I learned the difference between "Omnipotent" and "Impotent"! It was a nice sunny day all the way back in 1934, when I was... Hey! Yes, I'm getting to the point. Point? That reminds me of... look, Mister, if you're all so concerned about me "staying on subject" or whatever, why don't you get your ass down to "Notable Booklearners" right below this section! C'mon! Scram!

Notable Booklearners[edit]

Hey? Who are you? Oh, Earl sent ya down here. Anyways, I'm sure you'll like this numberated list of Notable Booklearners as sure as my name is Ernest B. Flapjack!

  1. Oscar Wilde

I'm sorry, son. Listifying ain't my for-tay. Why don't you go find Miss Eliza Flapjack? She might have some delight cooking in her kitchen for ya. I do love her roast Jackalopes.