Bill O'Reilly/O'Reilly Factor theme song

Bill O'Reilly contracted Mel Brooks to write a theme song for the O'Reilly Factor. Mel will use the song in an upcoming movie "History of the World Part 2" that is in production now.

The Lyrics

The O'Reilly Factor (Let’s Begin)
The O'Reilly Factor (Look out spin)
We have a mission
To convert the Lib (Lib Lib Lib Lib Lib Lib Lib)
We’re gonna teach them (Day from night)
We’re gonna help them (Join the right)
And make an offer that they can’t refuse.
(That the Libs just can’t refuse)

Confess…Don’t be boring
Say yes… Don’t be dull
A fact… You’re ignoring
It’s better to lose your Kool-aide than your skull (Or your balls)

The O'Reilly Factor (What a show)
The O'Reilly Factor (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the O'Reilly Factor’s here and it’s here to stay

The O'Reilly Factor (Oh boy)
The O'Reilly Factor (What joy)
The O'Reilly Factor (Oi oi)

I was sitting in a crackhouse I was minding my own business
I was talking to a lovely hippie lass
Then these pompous persons plungered
And they throw me in a dungeon
And they shoved a red hot falafel up my ass
Is that fair and balanced?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of KY jelly in sight.

I’m sittin’ smokin’ cannabis
And was lookin’ through the canvas
When suddenly these guys break down my tent walls
I didn’t even know them
And they grabbed me by the scrotum
And they started playing Hackysack with my balls
Oy the Spin
Oy the Shame
To use my privates public for a game

The O'Reilly Factor (What a show)
The O'Reilly Factor (Here we go)
We know you’d rather that we’d go away
But the O'Reilly Factor’s here and it’s here to…

Hey Bill O'Reilly
What do you say

I just got back from the auto-da-fé ,
auto-da-fé What’s the auto-da-fé?
It’s what you oughtn’t to do but you do anyway.

Skit scat doodlebac don't be a popinjay

Will you convert….NO NO NO NO
Will you confess….NO NO NO NO
Will you revert….NO NO NO NO
Will you say YES….NO NO NO NO

Now I asked in a polite way
I said it very nice
I bent their ears
Now I’ll take away their rights

Hey Bill O'Reilly
Walk this way
We got a new game you might want to play
Pull this handle, try your luck
Who knows Bill, You might win a buck (All right)

Put it in the SUV
In the SUV In the SUV

How we doing. Any converts today?
Not a one Nay Nay Nay
We’ve assaulted their senses
We’ve stuck to our guns
Nothing is working
SEND IN THE FUNDS

The O'Reilly Factor (What a show)
The O'Reilly Factor (Here we go)
We know you’d rather that we’d go away
So come on all you lefties and you Libs
We got some good news for all of yous
You’d better change your political views today
Cause the O'Reilly Factors here and it’s here to say.

We'll do it live! Fuck it!