Auschwitz Theme Park

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Auschwitz Theme Park is a successful Nazi theme park attraction created to commemorate the brilliant Auschwitz concentration camp. The Park is situated in southern Poland close to the original concentration camp.

The Park itsself was created by the genius Adolf Hitler and is still a main resort for mass Jew killings.

Park levels[edit]

Auschwitz I[edit]

This is the entrance to the main park and is used as a giant restroom and food court area. The complex it's self is created to honor the original administration center and has hourly Jew maimings similar to the routine eruptions of the Old Faithful Geyser.

Auschwitz II Extermination Water park[edit]

This is by far the most popular attraction and full fledged water park created to honor the original extermination camps. The Water Park actually uses the old Jewish blood of the millions who died in the said area. Overtime; the Jewish Blood became deadly to Germans since they got poisoned by someone unknown on July 7th, 2012. As of July 6th, 2018; The Jewish blood has been altered so that it can be a safe environment for Germans and Polish People near the area.

Auschwitz III Fun Labor Studios[edit]

Auschwitz III Fun Labor Camp imitates the original camp with many labor themed activities. This park acts for all the indoor 3D rides and other various simulators. Popular rides include Through The Eyes of The Lesser Scum and The History Of the Filthy Jews

Popular attractions[edit]

Aushwitz I[edit]

  • The Haunted Administration Office
  • Pirates of the Punishment
  • "it's a Jew free world"
  • Murder Mountain
  • Jew maiming festival

Aushwitz II[edit]

  • Scum Blood Waters Water Park
  • Jew Inferno
  • Test Gas
  • Mission: DISCRACE
  • A Führer's Dream
  • IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth
  • Honey, I Killed The Jews
  • Prisoner Wars

Auschwitz III Fun Labor Studios[edit]

  • The Jew Zone Bank of Terror
  • The History Of The Filthy Jews
  • Lights, Motors, Action! Extreme Stunt Show
  • Fantasmic!
  • Star Tours
  • Adolf Hitler Stunt Spectacular!
  • Through The Eyes of The Lesser Scum
  • Adolf Hitler: One Man's Dream
  • Final Solution (Exit and Gift Shop)
  • Mein Kampf: The Interactive Adventure

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