Alloaurus

The Allosaurus is a big kind of dog that fails to lay down. In understanding the Allosaurus, it is imperative to understand that the Allosaurus simply cannot stand the thought of lying down. In other words, the Allosaurus always gets back up. For what reason, no scientist has ever been able to understand how. That probably isn't helped by the fact that they're extinct. In fact, they lived around 150 million years ago. That's way before the bomb dropped on the dinosaurs. Talk about being early!

The Allosaurus getting back up after falling down. No matter how hard you try, the Allosaurus always gets back up.

Why the Allosaurus always gets up

No clue. Go and ask it yourself. If you really don't know after then, just go to Uncyclopedia and make a forum about it.

Conspiracy that the Allosaurus is a bird

That's ridiculous. Just look at it. Where are the wings? It's clearly a featherless biped.

Meeting the Allosaurus

As the Allosaurus is extinct, one may believe that meeting it is impossible. This is simply not true. World-renowned time traveler Vin Diesel has met many other extinct species of dog on his recent trip to the Late Jurassic Period. Unfortunately, there aren't many images available from the trip, as many of the species he met with have not been discovered yet.

Time traveler Vin Diesel with a Velociraptor

The color of the Allosaurus

Fans of Color a Dog may want to know the color of the Allosaurus. The answer to such a question is unknown. scientists suppose that the Allosaurus may be a vile shade of green[1] with hints of red or brown. However, it is necessary to understand that Color a Dog will never punish you for using the incorrect colors. Please, by all means, use whatever colors you'd like.