Akbar

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Akbar was the sole king of Hindustan during Medieval ages just like his fucking grandpa who didn't knew how to clean shit Mongol invader. Ya no one cares about Humayun the fadar.

Early life[edit | edit source]

No one knows that how was he born? Some says it was born from Humayan and his babe Hamida but Humayun ran away like a big coward shit to afghan like never before. So it's a mystery that Hamida done some crazy stuff with the king of Rajasthan Veer Saal. It was named ALLAHHUAKBAR.

Expansion[edit | edit source]

She (?Akbar) expanded the Mughal domains by both military conquest and by treaties by which Rajputs would give away their daughters to marry Mughals (This still pisses off people today for some reason).

Akbar with his Rajputini princess wha--

Marital affairs and heir[edit | edit source]

Akbar the sultan was bounded by her cousin's big tits so he proposed Rupiya Sultan Begum, the only daughter of his paternal uncle, Prince Hindal Mirza. Hindal died while fightin' IDK so Humayun (pronounced: Hyooomayooooniz) planted grief and gave Hindal's daughter in marriage to Akbar.

Akbar with Ruqaiya Sultana Begum, the incestual partner

. After that, Akbar gone to marry the Rajputana forces and yessss like never before the brave Rajpootras gave his daughter Jodhaa to Akbar. (Clear rajput policy)

Akbar's love with Jodhaa that gave his fucking son Jahangir

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Succession[edit | edit source]

Prince Salim, bounded by Anarkali requested to succeed the old Akbar. But, Akbar told W H O' S SHEE!? (ya batman, no one knew).

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Akbar fucked Anarkali off the bricks because she was tAwAIf and so wHat?

The son of a Akbar (not b*tch) having some crazy stuff with Anarkali