Adam Stanheight
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~ Adam Stanheight in "Saw"
Adam Stanheight (born October 29, 2004) is a fictional character from Saw, the movie where the doctor saws off his foot. Since 2004, Adam has widely been considered by the fandom as the greatest fictional character of existence. Without discussion.
Adam was rumoured to have died in 2006's Saw III. The rumour was that Amanda Young, the biggest bitch in film history and everything opposite of Adam, suffocated him with a plastic bag, after he decided to return to the bathroom for a holiday. However, these claims have been proved false, as he has been 67 million times since 2006, and the best film character is alive and well.
He was always seen wearing a white T-shirt with jeans, and occasionally wore a flannel shirt.
Saw (2004)[edit | edit source]
In 2004, a legend was born. And no, not Jigsaw. I'm talking about Adam Stanheight, the greatest and sexiest character in fiction. This is their first time we see Adam Stanheight ever, where he is chained up in the shithole room with Jigsaw and Cary Elwes, the guy from The Princess Bride, who played the doctor guy.
This will have to be summarised a lot, or else we would be here for 17,000 years taking about the greatest character in film.
So basically, Adam had to survive the bathroom trap, and Cary Elwes character until 6 o'clock. Instead, the pair just decided to play DOOM and not even care about the rules. It was the most fun Adam had had without lubricant. However, the doctor guy got so bored that he cut off his own foot like a madman, with Adam screaming in horror. He then shot Adam in the shoulder with a gun and crawled out the shithole room. However, Adam actually survived the gunshot and tried to search for a key to get out and kill the doctor. However, Jigsaw, who was somehow playing dead the whole time, rose up off the ground and locked Adam in the bathroom.
However, after the movie was over, Adam escaped off-screen, and killed them both, so he was the real winner. Game Over.
Saw III[edit | edit source]
Adam briefly reappears in 2006's Saw numero tres, but the films became so ded and shit after the first that Adam didn't want to return for very long.