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What a time to be alive indeed.

"This is a fucking nightmare. I'm about to pull my eyes out of my head and fucking eat them." -Minimalists on 90's websites

"Well at least it has charm" -The rest of us on 90's websites
"Hey kids, this is what the internet used to look like" -Captain Obvious's grandpa on 90's websites
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A 1990's website, or simply 90's website, is a form of semi-modern art, commonly found on this radical new thing called the Internet. A 90's website typically consists of colorful backgrou nds, excess amounts of gifs, MS Paint art, and if you're lucky, you might find a little bit of text here and there.

90's websites continued to be created, even after the end of the 90's. It was well into the 2000's and 2010's when big businesses suddenly collectively decided that ridiculous levels of plainness and simplicity was the greatest way to attarct visitors and look "professional". And then all the amateurs who couldn't think for themselves copied this philosophy, and I guess that's how the internet got so boring-looking, apparently. This is how you make a website have a soul, even if that soul is full of LSD. Animated Gif Counter (18).gif

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