User talk:Zasne

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Your articles

Hey! Thanks for joining Uncyc! Please do read the guides in your welcome message. Your articles, while they certainly have potential, are a little too random and way too short to meet our super duper high standards. I hope you can expand them soon, otherwise we'll have to sic Biden's dog on them. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:11, 30 March 2021 (UTC)

March 2021

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Uncyclopedia, as you did at Megatexas. Your edits appear to be disruptive and have been or will be reverted.

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Please ensure you are familiar with Uncyclopedia's policies and guidelines, and please do not continue to make edits that appear disruptive. Continued disruptive editing may result in loss of editing privileges. Misogyny is not tolerated under any circumstances here, unless when used in a self-referential way.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:32, 31 March 2021 (UTC)