User talk:XLive Assassin
Oh Dear![edit source]
Hello, XLive Assassin, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed your contributions and they have been pants. Basically, we think you're a spammer or vandal.
If you are not, please stop what you are doing and read:
- Beginner's Guide
- Failure to do so will most likely result in a BAN.
When you have read that, continue editing, but ease up on doing the stupid things eh? Here is another link for ya.
If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
- Our Vanity Policies - stuff we don't care about
- The FAQs - a few commonly asked questions answered for your convenience
If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm propablly still on-line). A list of administrators can be found here.
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
Again, piss off oh, I mean welcome! -- MrN 
15:40, Nov 15
I feel kind of bad, but...[edit source]
Your new pages keep getting deleted because they are terribly stubby and not well thought out. It may help to make new pages under your userpage (eg: User:XLive Assassin/Page of some kind), finish them there, then move them out to mainspace. Pages that are two lines long and lack links and pictures won't generally survive. It's the Law of the Jungle, but with pasty nerds instead of lions. Lions, oddly, don't even live in the jungle, making the Law more of a misnomer.
Long story short: much like sex, if it takes you less than a minute to finish, it's probably not worth the effort. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:07, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Also...[edit source]
This earned you a one day ban. Vandalism is bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:09, 15 November 2008 (UTC)