User talk:Williamgeorgefraser

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Don't start a drama because your article got ICUd. Sycamore can be harsh when it comes to handing out ICUs, but don't let it get to you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:08, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Also, if you think the reason he gave for ICUing your article was incorrect, you can discuss it on his talkpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:14, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

'Ello

Rather like what you're doing with the text on the funny names article - I even smiled, and that's saying something because I'm a miserable bastard. I just remember a story about the villages of Ugley and Nasty (I lived near to them for many years)...Some time ago, a couple hailing from the area got married. Local newspapers were quick to sieze the opportunity to print the headline "Ugley Woman Marries Nasty Man." I thought that might come in handy if you get stuck and can't think of anything to write. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:45, October 9, 2009 (UTC)