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roffels!!!

Starnes IS A GOOD GUY

High Gen. Grue has given you death. Because you suck.

You do have time to die. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I beg to differ. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:34, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Capercorn gives you an award

Capercorn 12:45, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

You've got feature requests!

I thought of a feature that would be useful for your bot--have it check if there's enough room to add articles on VFD (only 15 at a time). I dunno if it's possible, but it's just something to think about. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 22:30, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

it is possible, it's just that http support (as it stands) is utter shit. i'm concentrating on spam protection and stability now, but I will be able to implement http support for sometime in the future --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:39, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Please dont blank pages

If you want something deleted you give it the VFD tag. Otherwise, under no circumstances do you blank pages except your own --Nytrospawn 18:26, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Meh, like quickly-deletable vanity matters anyways --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:28, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

still, OK then. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:29, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

If you support the genocide of crappy articles...

...then add this userbox to your userpage: {{User SCAG}}

--General Insineratehymn 23:55, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Also...

Have you caught attention of my special notice regarding my current situation with recording audio files? It feels as if no one has bothered to notice or care. --General Insineratehymn 23:40, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

I just read it up, and yeah, I will be able to do recordings --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:48, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

sorry

for voting like that. what can I do to help?

No big problems, it's just that unless crap is crap that you shouldn't go out of your way to say it's funny --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:24, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Appreciation

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!

Your vote was much appreciated! --Sibley 11:59, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Wait, you aren't Frosty..

Give or take...

Happy UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia member for one full year. Must suck to be you!

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-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

woupii --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:18, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

:(

Please don't hate me. At lease you gave me Benefit of the Doubt. And for that...

User:Defender 911 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

:) --Defender 911 01:08, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

New VFD system

Hi UF - I was wondering if we could discuss your new system of abbreviations or vote on them in the Village Dump before they get too popular. I'm sure I could learn them if I really had to (sigh), but I'm a bit worried that they'll cut VFD off from the average user. Much as we are our own mini-sub-community sometimes, I don't want it to get too cliquey in there... Thoughts? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:45, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

• sure, you can go ahead and start a VD topic --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:30, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

...

I don't think Gayson exists. Link to JAYSON HALLAMEYA. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

better to call him gayson though --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:51, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Weasel3689 would like to thank you for Lord of the Flies. Remember: Weasels Rule!

 Weasel 3689 06:00, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

DID YOU NOT READ THE TOP OF THE PAGE?!?!?!!

--» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:16, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank yous!

I am sending you esepecial thank yous for your constant vigilence regarding UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman against the vandals. Had they had you in Rome in 455, then they could have saved the city. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:29, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

A correction of your erroneous ways

Yes, UNKNOWNFILE, as president of the Anal Society Service I feel it is my duty to inform you of your wrongful use of the word "circa". On your user page the phrase "circa 2002" is used. However: "circa" should only be accompanied by a date with an increment of 5 years. So, the correct usage of the word in your case would be: "circa 2000"

I thank you in advance for your correction of the matter.

The ever diligent

20:10, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

of the Anal Society Service.

Additionally

In your response to this message you posted the phrase "I DON'T CARE :D" on my talk page. I do feel the need to inform you that ":D" is not commonly accepted punctuation to end a sentence. Thank you.

19:52, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

How is it a semi-duplicate?

Referring to UnBooks:The Sun. My article was written without knowledge of MO's article, and in a much different format. His was written like an intelligent caveman, but mine was written like a stereotypical caveman. --Emmzee 03:21, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

oops, my mistake. i will now assess your article propertly:

1. not funny
2. unoriginal concept
3. whoring on irc is a bad road to go down
4. see also point 1

--» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:25, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

How is it unoriginal? MO's article was a diary, mine is a factual book. His is written from an educated perspective, mine is written like a common stereotypical caveman would write it. If you're going to vote against, at least vote against it for the right reasons. --Emmzee 12:28, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

the caveman joke has been done to death, so I expect something new to grace my computer screen once in a while --» >UF|TLK|▋» 13:42, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Two times is not "to death." --Emmzee 15:20, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

ah yes, you have obviously not heard of the far side, I read through that all the time for many jokes, and the caveman jokes were good at first but got pretty old fast. which is why I voted against. now stop begging me to vote for. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:55, 26 May 2007 (UTC)