User talk:TELECOMEWAN

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Welcome![edit source]

Hello, TELECOMEWAN, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:TELECOMEWAN/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you want to write and don't know where to begin, browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:47, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Consequence pwned![edit source]

UR NOOB ADOPTD. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:24, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Edits...[edit source]

Well, edits don't matter so much. It's articles that matter. Write an article. Your "n00b" status may be lifted to "noob" status (it's better for not having any 0's in it). --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:28, 14 October 2008 (UTC)