User talk:Sausagewaffles

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I submit Zombie Defense to Pee Review

The article is now pretty much not in beginner stages. While I'm sure you've got a lot more to add, I've sent it in, where people can review it, and add suggestions you can consider while writing more for it. You can see what people are thinking here. --FuzzMaster 16:56, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Criticism on Zombie Defense

Your article is well written, and I like it a lot. However, I think the Introduction/Overview needs a more encyclopedic tone to it. This will make it match with the other text and it will also make it so that it's sounds more like an actual encyclopedic entry.

--DarkAlf 23:06, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Adoption

Hya, consider yourself adopted :), when you graduate we can have a big Bar Mitzva party...! ~ 07:22, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Talkpages

It's generally considered to be bad form to delete other people's edits on talkpages, like this, even if you're the one who did the first edit (which you forgot to sign). If you post, you can delete it if no one has replied, I guess. After people have replied, even if it was just to mock you, however... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:47, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Ermmm...yes, should we declare the adoption valid now so I can start and assist you? ~ 06:45, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Adoption papers has been filed

And as a first step I created you a proper sig which is here. Just to make sure, from now on when we talk - we'll continue the conversation where we start it (on either your talk page or mine...). Good luck, and feel free to ask for anything you need. ~ 11:11, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Coffee article was removed

They deleted your coffee article on account of it being incomplete :(

--24.66.131.48 18:42, 7 July 2007 (UTC)