User talk:Sanatombi

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Stop removing ICUs or my elephant will kick your ass! If you do, put {{Construction}} instead. Mattsnow 11:30, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Your recent article

ON Uncyclopedia, most people don't know what these evil organizations and cities ant etc. are. Even though YOU may think this is funny, we may not. The majority of us are British, Australian, and American (AKA English-speaking, this IS the English Wikipedia). If you would like to get a message out about how horrible your living conditions are, this website is not the place to do it. Suffering and strife is not funny, it's saddening. Also, saying a government is full of corruption and greed is in just about every country article, it's not very original. Sorry if my edits offend your culture or drive you away, but at Uncyclopedia, offend yourself and shock/make laugh others. Seriously, do you think that some people who edit the United States article AREN'T American? Exactly, this is Uncyc, not CNN, we make kight of ourselves and others in the most humourous and searingly sarcastic way possible. This is Uncyclopedia, not CNN.com. If you want to revert your article, please do. I'm not claiming ownership, just trying to be helpful. If you say so, i'll leave you alone. Also, I don't know what a "Rs.(INR) is or these kingdoms you are talking about are, but as far as I know, the official copy, whether it is correct or not, is that the official currency of India is the Rupee and the whole place is unified under a (yes, very corrupt) parliamentary government, so please edit as such. Thank you, 8===>~ (Play With Me???) 00:41, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Important to note: This is just my opinion. There is no actual policy stating to write offensively to yourself and humorously to others, but it just seemed like a good idea. Also important, I am not an admin, so don't treat my edits like they are, they are not immune to rollbacks. --8===>~ (Play With Me???) 11:51, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Also, a secret about ICU, if you edit the article every 4 or 5 days at least (you, not us), then it will not be checked until the next time it goes unedited for 7 days. Just make sure they're good edits, though. I made the mistake of putting randomly inane edits into my Paris Hilton (Does not exist) article and I think it got Qvfd. So as long as you are actually improving the article and doing it often, it should be immune to ICU deletion. But if you are just adding random nonsense and word changes for the sole purpose of manipulating the system, bad things may happen. --8===>~ (Play With Me???) 12:02, July 10, 2012 (UTC)