User talk:Roman Dog Niggerbird

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My edits are great, bitch! --Roman Dog Niggerbird 11:54, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:55, 23 November 2010

Yes? --Roman Dog Niggerbird 11:56, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Your edits are adorable, squishy... this is just like all those times Socky gave me Oh Dears as well! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 11:58 (UTC)

Fuck you all. I'm listening to fall out boy than going to sleep, fuckers. --Roman Dog Niggerbird 12:01, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

What is this strange thing of which you speak, sleep? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 12:03 (UTC)

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:04, 23 November 2010

Fall Out Boy................lol --Roman Dog Bird 17:45, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

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Act rolls eyes

Roman Dog Bird copy...--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 18:35, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

You're a little too late to the party, dude. --Roman Dog Bird 18:40, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

He does that. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 18:46 (UTC)