User talk:Peeperman
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 00:26, August 31, 2007
Hi, um.....[edit source]
Yeah, uh,
| “ | You BASTARDS DO NOT HAVE ANY CULTURE COS YOU'RE ALL MACS...AND DONT BULLSHIT ME ABOUT WHAT THE GREEKS ACOMPLISHED IN THE WORLD...YOU INVENTED GAY,LEZBIAN AND SEX WITH ANIMALS...YOU ARE A POISON TO THIS WORLD FUCKI'N DIPSHITS | ” |
Don't you think you're overreacting a little? I wouldn't say the article on Greece is representative of what all of us think about. In fact, yes, it is a horrible and fairly racist article. Most of the edits are made up of stupid IPs, right? Well, that ain't us, those guys usually don't know shit. But what the hell are you on? If you find yourself offended by something, fix it up like you just attempted to do with the Greece article, don't add shit like that, man. Please? --
Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:18, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Welcome! Again...sorta...[edit source]
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21:54, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
By the way[edit source]
I'm guessing that the above conversations from years ago aren't related to you, correct? In any case, you can go ahead and delete them from your talk page. Once in a blue moon, we get a new user who creates a new account with a name that was already in use but from the long long ago. Feel free to ask an admin if you need any logistical/technical help with that, and feel free to ask me any questions. Again, welcome! MrX blow me 21:57, 10 February 2021 (UTC)