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Morbius

Morbius is the movie ever created. It has made several dollars and possibly even a quarter on top of that. It is the greatest vampire movie ever created featuring mr joker leto. Many people are not thrilled with this movie however they are simply too foolish to understand how much of a cinematic masterpiece. The lack of light in this film truly adds to the experience and helps hide the fact that there were in fact no actors in this film. The director instead applied various text-to-speech devices in place of famous actors. Furthermore all advertising from the movie was after the fact sold as NFTs meaning that the total revenue for Morbius has eclipsed the current GDP of zimbabwe, australia, south dakota and jordan. David Espinosa has gone on record for saying he hates himself. He was found naked utop the Eiffel tower with a gallon of vegan kerosine that he had just drank in a single gulp. After his arrest he stated that "Gonna make vampire". However midway through production he came to blows with Jared Leto who seemingly thought that the titular Morbius was in fact a werewolf. Unfortunately for Leto, Dave carries multiple firearms including various tanks and a butter knife. Furthermore whilst researching the movie he had come across several real vampires who he had beaten whilst chugging his iconic kerosine. This meant that Dave had lots of experience "beating up the brits". This film has reportedly ended Jared Leto's carrier as his embarrassing mistake of thinking that morbius was a werewolf has lead to an onslaught of furry jokes. This has lead to Jared Leto's mental state from deteriorating so much that he has quote "Literally become the Joker". Many human rights issues were unfortunately abused during the making of Morbius due to the fact that thousands of angry bats were purchased by David whilst on one of his titular vegan kerosine binges. He then unleashed a torrent of bats upon the cast and crew whenever they did not have the budget to film a scene. In addition David reportedly threatened his cast and crew with a smaller contingent of his bat army which he hard reportedly armed with baseball bats. However David's batty antics was eventually put to an end by the real Batman who reportedly said "I could use bats like you". It is unknown where the bats when however evidence suggests that they merged with batman creating the most powerful crimefighter man has ever known Manybatsman. Whilst you have been reading this article Morbius' has most likely grossed another 1 possibly even 2. Some lobotomised critic reportedly drooled in excitement throughout the entire movie however meaning that to enjoy Morbius you must first give yourself severe brain damage, secondly drink a liter of vegan kerosene and thirdly have an unreasonable hatred of anything that is not a vampire or Jared Leto.

This would probably more appropriate in User:Obi wan kenobi/sandbox – Preceding unsigned comment added by WohMi (talk • contribs)