User talk:Mrs-Bertram-Keg-water
HELLO!--Mrs-Bertram-Keg-water 20:44, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
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...And welcome to Uncyclopedia. I see you have taken a quick shine to Winstanley1. Do you know each other? ~ T. (talk) 14:19, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
Long-overdue cookie[edit source]
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Lenoxus has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For following through with my Chuck Norris idea. — Lenoxus 02:59, 20 March 2007 (UTC)