User talk:Mb240d

Welcome!

Hello, Mb240d, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Pages of voting

When voting on pages please put your vote at the bottom of the appropriate section (if it's "for", it goes after the other "fors", for example). This keeps the page neat and tidy, like so. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:09, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry.......... Noob. I saw somewhere where it said to vote at the top, must've misread it--Mb240d 01:10, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

New nominations go above the top nomination. Votes, not so much. Also, welcome to Uncyclopedia, Home of the longest salad bar in Minnesota. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:16, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

thanks!

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

Thank you for the vote! --THE 14:01, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, has awarded you: A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.