User talk:Lt. Wyoming

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Advice

Ok, dude, please sign your posts on voting pages using 4 tildes (~~~~), or the button. Thanks, -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:44, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

• What he said.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 20:48, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

HEY

Sign your posts on voting pages using 4 tildes (~~~~), or the button that you see above. You've done it three times after we've told you to do it. Next time, I'm going to get someone the help you a little bit more than what I can do. I want you to understand that importance of signing your posts. WE can't link to you or your user PAGE ever, if we only see text, and it's a pain in the ass to try to find it in the history on such a big page. SO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SOPHIA, SIGN YOUR FREAKING POSTS!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:03, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

You somehow blanked my poll when you left the message there. You have to leave messages like I'm doing right NOW. see edit at the top of the page? Click it. then at the bottom of the page, save it. Now for your signature problem, simply put the -- and the four ~~~~, it's not hard, I don't know what you could possibly be doing that wouldn't let you make your signature. The little button I put in the last post was just to illustrate the button at the top of the edit window...do you see that, the B, I, AB and so forth...it's almost all the way next to the W with circle around it. NOW. I want you to go back to my talk page and practice.

• 1. Click EDIT MY TALK PAGE
• 2. THEN copy the text below

==TEST== (under test, write>>>>>>) '''I can sign the page using the --~~~~'''

the ~~~~ are next to the #1.

• 3. SIGNATURE comes from the ~~~~
• 4. SHOW PREVIEW, you'll see that next to save page, you know where that is.
• 5. if it works...then save page!!!!

-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:41, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Listen

YOU have got to listen to me. DO NOT TOUCH THAT POLL at the top of my page. NEVER AGAIN TOUCH IT.

Follow the intructions above. ONCE YOU LEAVE A CORRECT MESSAGE ON MY PAGE. I will tell you how to make a signature like MINE... DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I only want to help you because it is so important that you do it right...I can't wait for you to do it right.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 00:39, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

You just broke a sacred taboo.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, turns This page does not exist into a blue link. Cross your fingers and pray the admins don't ban you for too long... --User:Nintendorulez 19:54, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

This guy can't even make a proper sig. I have tried for weeks... -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 20:13, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

How was I supposed to know that it was a sacred taboo not too? It said requested article so i tried to make one sheesh i didn't know there were so many rules and I'm pressing the damn (Lt. Wyoming 02:48, 5 November 2006 (UTC)) and --Lt. Wyoming 02:48, 5 November 2006 (UTC) button they both do the same! They don't make a link so for your info I did what you said why do you care so much about me go bother someone else! Obviously I'm not that bad if your the only one voting for me on Useless Gobshite of the month or whatever! Seriously I've fixed my sig problem anyway I press the button the come back and edit it so it give a link to my profile!

Enter the Dragon

That's some funny shit dude, I love Enter the Dragon I made a comment on your nomination about it. i grew up watching Bruce Lee movies and so it was cool to see it. It was just how Lee's movies were too. The presented budget of $5 probably isn't that far off. lol.-- Gaberou 15:10, 8 Novemeber 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Thanks for your vote!

Berogen has awarded you the Neat Order of the Closet for voting For HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male Wear It With Pride!TM You big homo.

Open Your Inventory

	FoxyBabe has awarded you with a Key Item!
	For voting on HowTo:Live in an RPG.
	"I found it inside a weird chest placed mysteriously in Lava Mountain. Still haven't figured out what it does, so keep it in your inventory, it may come in handy to eliminate a dancing mushroom."

DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 13:45, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Quick FYI

Next time you need to move a page (such as this one), just click the "move" button at the top and follow the instructions — as far as I can tell, you did some kind of cut-paste thing instead (given that the talkpage did not originally redirect as it does now). Anyway, no worries. I'll take a closer look when I have time… Lenoxus 18:20, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Howz Pepperdine

Hey bro, how is Pepperdine?--Gaberou 23:12, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Christopher Meloni Thanks You!

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:32, 20 February 2008 (UTC)