User talk:Long John Tuber

Who are you? Stay away from me.

You seem nice. (talk) 01:53, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Who are you people?

We are disembodied voices. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:02, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Don't listen to him. We are disembodied voices. Do what we say (talk) 02:05, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

We're users, man. Users of the wiki. Aren't you? 1234 ~ 05:19, 5 April 2011

Ssh! We`re spirits! Dont say the u-word! We are HUNGRY spirits... We need... Kebab... now... Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 05:28, April 5, 2011

We are spirits

Go into your fridge and feed us some tomato soup! Obey us! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:08, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

I need... chocolate... buy... some... chocolate... for... me... Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 05:15, April 5, 2011

Uhh...yes. We need some Butterfingers...oooohhhhh those fingers... -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:37, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Here, divide all of this between you. Parasites. Long John Tuber. Do I write in the time and day?

Sign with four tildes (~~~~), man. That'll do you the time too, as the template you removated so said... *sniffles* *snubs offerings of food* 1234 ~ 02:42, 7 April 2011

Everyone's a spirit here. I may like that. You tell me now to sign with four tildes. This makes me laugh. My name is now four little lines. More soup for me. Long John Tuber 18:49, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

But aren't we all lines? Or are spirits not lines? 1234 ~ 03:11, 8 April 2011

We are spirits eating lines. That`s our food. So, Mr. Four little lines, would you give me that chocolate? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:20, 8 April, 2011 (UTC)

Can't you see that the soup is Chocolate Soup? You can bring your own spoon. Or just drink from the bowl. Long John Tuber 21:58, April 9, 2011 (UTC)

Or straw. 1234 ~ 22:53, 9 April 2011

Hmm... Maybe I just could steal the soup... Muhahahahaha Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 05:23, 11 April, 2011 (UTC)