User:Long John Tuber

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I make money with my hands. Then I spend the money on women who don't mind going on a date with me.

I am from somewhere you never heard of. And you don't want to go there.

This websites name was on a bathroom stall and I looked at it and like reading about things which go over my head. When I know about something it feels like gravel to me. Does anyone have a smoke?

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