User talk:Lejeuneking

You're Welcome

Happy to help with the spelling. It's something I do while waiting for my computer to behave.

By the way, you might want to sign your notes. Just a little courtesy I had to learn also. you can either type --~~~~ or use the SIG button at the top of every editing window.

Keep up the good work! --Smrt-guy 23:26, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Welcome!

Hello, Lejeuneking, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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Now, being less formal, the above message you will see in every user talk page. However, that not means this is an automated message. Really, I had to click myself on your user talk, copy-paste this stuff and submit it with my own fleshy finger. Now some personal non-official advices:

• You may think some stuff that appear everywhere here are cool, but those things are utterly overused and not anymore welcome. Among the sophisticated intelligentsia, we call this phenomenon cliché, and Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, Russian Reversal and Mr. T. are surelly worn out to the death. Just don't mention them except you have a very good reason.
• Another stuff we veterans hate is Random Humor. Don't put chicken from Mars in an article about George Washington. That's it.
• Humor is a subtle subject. You will find people that tell you that talking about excrets is just bad taste - count me among them - and others will find this kind of stuff the pinnacle of subversive irony. Just stay calm and try to learn what works better. No one here will ban you if you don't impose your ideas on already created stuff.
• Never recreate a deleted article. Never. Never redo a reverted edit. Never.
• And don't be afraid. We don't eat people. Usually. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 21:52, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

WIP move notice of Colonel Angus

Hey, your article that was called Colonel Angus has been moved to User:Lejeuneking/Colonel Angus for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 15:22, 17 March 2007 (UTC)