User:Smrt-guy
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Smrt-Guy[edit | edit source]
I am smrt-guy![edit | edit source]
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FoxyBabe has awarded you with a Key Item! |
| For voting on HowTo:Live in an RPG. | |
| "I found it inside a weird chest placed mysteriously in Lava Mountain. Still haven't figured out what it does, so keep it in your inventory, it may come in handy to eliminate a dancing mushroom." |
DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 13:39, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
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For your hard, dedicated work as a member of the Jury of the Capercorn Nazi War Crime Trials, The Capercorn presents you with a Nuremburg Award!! |
WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!
Background[edit | edit source]
In the immortal words of the poet-philosopher Homer Jay Simpson: "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
Activities[edit | edit source]
- Eating pie
- Drinking soup
- Installing A/C units in hell
Goals[edit | edit source]
- Invent pie soup
- Learn humour (as opposed to the humor I was brought up with) from all you fine lads with your big ears and bad teeth. Oh. Sorry. I meant that for the Scots. Heh-heh...yeah!
- Use the Special:Wantedpages page as inspiration.
- Only use orphaned images and templates wherever possible.
Pages I Have Started[edit | edit source]
Yoko Ono | John Wayne | PMS | Peer-to-peer | Sick | It's hard out here for a pimp | Boring | Poop | Hyundai | Numpad7 | Really big text | Making up John Wayne Quotes
Pages I have Really Messed With[edit | edit source]
Molar heat capacity | HowTo:Crash Your Dad's New Corvette | Tara Reid | Anti-Barney Songs
You[edit | edit source]
<insert name here>, you are clearly a CUNT and can only get laid by a Licid.
PLS[edit | edit source]
Yoko Ono *Smrt-guy 19:13, 18 January 2007 (UTC) (with user:Mhaille)
- This article won First Runner Up in the BEst Article by a n00b category. I'd like to offer a huge THANK YOU to everyone who voted for it.
John Wayne *Smrt-guy 19:51, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
- This article got diddly-squat in the PLS, but you can now quote him to your heart's content. Enjoy!
Numpad7 *Smrt-guy 19:04, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- You'd think this article would get more notice. Bah, no one likes a good dictator these days!
Templates I like[edit | edit source]
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This article god awful peice of stupid random shit. Please, for the love of god make it as smart as me, or at least half as witty. |
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Bat Fuck Insane
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This advert is a complete, irredeemable advert. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, beeps at the olfactory organs, and is an unfunny silly billy. If you hear to hear this you will most hardly throw yourself. Or the submitter will baptise your pumpkin!!!!!! |
Funny?
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