User talk:Karohalva
hi Karohalva so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 
you are a good thing
UnNews[edit source]
You'll notice I've ugly-tagged your first article, UnNews:Ex-colonies call for compensation. To obtain the good graces of me, a god,read on, soak in the wisdom, and fix that thing up. Maybe you'll get a piece of pi.
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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! |
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:53, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, that article was a flat-board botch. I was bored. Karohalva 19:47, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
LORD FLUFFY[edit source]
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LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE. |
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Lord Fluffy has awarded you a sword for outstanding valor and/or insanity. Use it well. Yay! Pointy! |
You have earned them, O faithful one! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 20:52, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
IRC Death[edit source]
Karohalva gives his thanks to all those involved in his banning from #uncyclopedia. Now he can get on with his life. Maybe...
YOU[edit source]
HEY asshole. You fuckin' get your shit together, and get back on here and write. You thought I'd leave the issue alone!? NO! Not when humor is at stake. Because humor, like vagina, is top priority to THINKER. So, if you're not fuckin', then at least write funny articles to entertain me. THINKER commands it so. Do not disappoint. --THINKER 07:06, 18 December 2007 (UTC)