User talk:JeNeSaisPas
Welcome![edit source]
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Barack Obama's Teleprompter[edit source]
Well, you made a few edits, and they were reverted. I checked your edits and they weren't too bad. However, this article was very recently featured (more precisely today), so before you add something, check with the author of the article if he approves of the changes. In this case, that would be User:Guildensternenstein. —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:45, 12 September 2009
- And, just so you know, I decidedly don't approve. Though I did like the bit about it being one of the most influential electronic devices according to Time Magazine, or whatever, I have a thing about other people editing stuff that I wrote, so please don't do that, if you can help it. Thanks. Also, welcome to Uncyclopedia, I like your username. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:32, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
A response to what you said on my talkpage[edit source]
Don't worry, it's not that big a deal--at least your contributions were funny, which is more than can be said for most people who decide to edit my stuff. Hopefully I didn't scare or discourage you, or anything--I hope you stick around here, and write some great articles. Cheers. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:06, September 14, 2009 (UTC)