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... whom is supposed to be Happymonkey39!
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Hey it's me[edit source]

Hey it's me, what do you want? --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 04:51, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Bah! You responded too fast... but guess what? I made this talk_page just for you and I to talk about stuffs and things. (Oh & when you weren't looking I updated your sig a bit too, check it out & tell me what you think.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 04:56 (UTC)
huh, i was thinking about doing this...didn't know it was allowed...HEY! I WANTED CHRISTMAS COLORS! ....on second thought...i really should make it the Israel flag colors....
And i replied fast? Huh, well it may be because of the big orange thing at the top of my page....no that can't be it...give me a second, i need brain food...got "the stuff" *gives secret hand code*?--Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 05:13, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
You can do just about anything you want to in your user pages. We can make your sig any color you want. (You can even have multiple sigs too. It's just a little more complicated when you sign.)
Need "the stuff" huh? *hands over kittens*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 05:19 (UTC)
No not that stuff...*does a different hand signal*...i got my own stuff i can huff, i need something crunchy. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 05:23, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
... *Hands over Peanut M&M's*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 05:35 (UTC)
Eh that's a nice header you made ther..*INTERUPTING FALCON PUNCH*. JUST HAND THEM OVER, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 05:40, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
OOOOfff! Ouch! My falcon!!! *Hands over the goods*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 05:46 (UTC)
Ya that's right, next time it will be your "Solid Snake"...what are these? Huh, WHAT ARE THESE! --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 05:52, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Slow acting poison. ...teach you to sucker punch me, ha!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 05:59 (UTC)
....bottle says it takes 200 years, nice one. You may want to look what's in your left pocket. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 14:04, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

So this is a good link[edit source]

... to save and check on a regular basis: Special:watchlist. It shows the activity on all the pages you are currently watching.

(Whenever you edit a page there is a check mark at the bottom that says "Follow this page" and when it's checked it adds the page to your list.)

You can also add/remove pages by clicking the "Watch" link at the top. If you have this page up and refresh it occasionally you can see when I add to this page, etc.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 05:59 (UTC)

GOD DAMMIT! I was looking for this, i knew there had to be one, Lyrthya was just too creepy to not have this kind of feature. Thanks dad, but my birthdays not till the 16th...YOU GOT ME TWO PRESENTS! Your the best! --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 06:01, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Is there also a way to make that orange box pop up when one of those pages are changed?...anyways, im hitting the hay, im tired as hell. Cya later --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 06:06, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry to intrude, but as someone who's slightly good at tricks like that, the short answer is no. The long answer is no, but there are alternatives. There's a thing in your preferences that can allow to get an email every time one of those pages is changed. There's probably more, too. --HM (T)
(Intrude away.) What he ^ said. Thanks.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 07:08 (UTC)
See, this is why he scares me, it's a private convo and somehow he hacks into it even though its guarded by a secret passcode, and interferes with everything!...but thanks though! --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 14:03, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
It's not all that secret, I posted it on bathroom stalls, telephone poles & milk cartons all around the county.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 03:05 (UTC)
*Looks at milk carton in fridge*...KittenHuffingFTW...What? I got directed here automatically so i didn't need the password...but serious, we got to change it...
03:44, 30 July 2010 Happymonkey39

So, um[edit source]

Update ADD based on your pee-review and let me know & I'll take a look at it for you.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 03:51 (UTC)

I was going to let that one die...but i guess father knows best. So give me a bit. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 03:53, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
While im at it, would it be possible to piss on Truth, i put it up for review, and who better to than you! --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 03:54, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
Man I hate reviewing... so much so I've never really done it official like. I'd much rather help out either before or after someone else reviews it for you. However, I will do it if someone else fails to step up to the plate.
On topic, what internet browser do you use? I ask because Firefox has a built in spell checker... not that there's anything wrong with bad spelling, I've coem to find it quite endearing with you. (But finished articles will need to have ALL KINDS of proper gramers and stuff.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 04:32 (UTC)
I am using Firefox -_-"...That's actually why i never have spelling errors, only grammar. If i make one on a talk it's cause im too lazy to fix it.
Speaking of laziness i finished adding a bit to ADD, not too much but again, im done with this one. Ive got bigger fish to fry. Tell me what you think! --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 04:46, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
Also, this. (Stupid edit conflicts.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 04:48 (UTC)
Ok. I will look at ADD & then truth for a minute before I go to bed.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 04:48 (UTC)
ya i saw that...wow...i fail...eh whatever i made that in like 10 minutes. Hey what time is it overthere, im about to hit the sack too. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 05:05, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
11pm local.
Hey, this sentence made no sense to me at first... it should be like this right?: "There was from a kid from earth who needed an excuse to explain why he wasn't paying attention in math class."  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 05:13 (UTC)
Typo...It supposed to say there is a kid, from earth, who need...it's a cheest joke, as in who from earth doesn't need an exuse...you can take out the whole thing, i must have been tired when i wrote that, it aint funny.
Anyways its actually 1:30 over here so i got to go to bed, im just too tired, ill see ya tomorrow morning...or night, you're never on until the night...whatever. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 05:26, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
It's 'cause I work.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 06:19 (UTC)
  1. I don't 'get' your whoops joke.
  2. Punctuation goes inside of quotes.
  3. It's not "i," it's "I."
  4. Ellipses "... " have a space after the last full stop.
  5. A shortened version of because is 'cause.
  6. There their there is different.
  7. "a scientist named Ozzy Osbourne... or something like that" should not link to Ozzy Osbourne, but to some actual scientist with a similar name, or someone who would be/would sound funny instead.
  8. "You get it right? This is an article on ADD and he's being all... ADDish... whatever, what do you know?" self-referencing humor is rarely funny. Add Category:Articles about a subject written in the style of fans of the subject or something like that instead.
  9. Step 3.14 is funny but the whole section is not; not in it's current incarnation-- I'd recommend a complete re-write or removal.
  10. Fix this: "I, (insert name here) am a copy an utter idiot."
  11. Don't over do the gay jokes; they're only funny to 15-year-olds.
  12. The list is listy & not funny.
Look at the changes I made to [[ADD] and make the same kinds of corrections to truth-- when you've done that I'll look it over. (Demerits for each fault I find.) Cheers!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 06:46 (UTC)

To attack your spelling horribly, you should put all of your articles through Microsoft Word's spellcheck, as it checks grammar as well. It won't catch everything, but it will help a lot, because quite frankly, your grammar is bad.--HM (T)

True; his grammar may be bad, but his grammpa is pretty cool.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 06:59 (UTC)

...[edit source]

Hey just wondering, do you have a daily routine with this site, or you just pop in whenever? --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 04:38, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

I do have a routine (Now I check this page 1st) but it is not daily by any means.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 05:00 (UTC)

Thanks bud[edit source]

I really like what you did with all the contest stuff, and your table is epic, let alone the article. Nice work man!--Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 04:51, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Aw shucks! Thanks! Gheah!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  04 Aug 2010 ~ 05:00 (UTC)

you now officially have one more non-joke ban than I do[edit source]

"09:13 . . Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked Happymonkey39 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ("if you promise to do the review: do it. Or at the least go back and note that you haven't been able to do it, and apologise. Don't leave the guy hanging. That's bad manners." Don't ignore my warnings)"
um, be sure to apologize (or apologise, one of those two anyway).  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  09 Aug 2010 ~ 19:46 (UTC)

You've never been banned for a real reason huh? Well same here -_-". Read ur and UU's talk page to find out what happend buddy --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 03:43, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
(I have now read them both.) Yeah I've only been banned twice; once for the error of editing while Thekillerfroggy was banning everyone active on the site, and the second time for making a page to celebrate it. So I guess what I'm trying to say is don't worry about it so much. Clearly there were misunderstandings and you know the rules now so it won't happen again. I'm actually pretty proud of you for not racking up more bans by now; it seems most users get about a half a dozen in there first few months-- so you are way ahead of the curve. Take care buddy.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 00:55 (UTC)
I've been joke-banned many times and only received two serious bans, and I slept through the second one. I liked all of the joke bans.--HM (T) 01:10, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
Your mom's a joke ban! Ppthptpthp!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 01:56 (UTC)
Helpme just got MAJOR OWNED! --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 02:25, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
PWNED for sure!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 04:17 (UTC)


So this is a good link too[edit source]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Wiki_markup and it'll teach ya stuff.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  16 Aug 2010 ~ 07:26 (UTC)

A bit late for this don't you think? --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 14:55, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Depends. What is he sound of one hand clapping?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 07:00 (UTC)
The sound of a tree falling where no one can hear it. It makes a sound doesn't it? --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 15:55, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
You didn't answer the question.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Aug 2010 ~ 04:23 (UTC)

CAN U EVER GET IT RIGHT[edit source]

Thanks for finishing them but YOU DIDN'T PICK YOUR TOP THREE. DO THAT OR I WILL USE YOUR IP ADDRESS TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHOVE STOLEN COOKIES DOWN YOU THROAT UNTIL YOU CHOKE ON THE CRUMBS... or just yell at you, not sure what, but seriously grade em'. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 15:55, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Please do an honorable mention, too.--HM (T) 04:49, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
-*sigh* I do what I want! etc. (soonish)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Aug 2010 ~ 05:39 (UTC)
Fine. *hold cookie to happytime head*...you want this? If you want this you want to do what me and HELPME said. NOW GET!... boy. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 05:47, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
Um, so where's my cookie?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  10 Sep 2010 ~ 03:29 (UTC)

Found you a template[edit source]

... if you want it  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 01:32 (UTC)