User:Happytimes/Blocklog

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Celebrating my first block, Tetris Style.


Block'd!

You can still read pages, but cannot edit, change, alter, modify, emend, revise, or create them.

Editing from Happytimes (your account, IP address, or IP address range) has been disabled by The Right Honourable User:Thekillerfroggy for the following reason(s):

giving yourself header is unnatural and disgusting

This block has been set to expire: 07:43, 24 July 2010. Block ID is 51225.

You can watch Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep.

More than likely, you were banned because you failed to read or understand The Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian, How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, and/or Our Vanity Policy. If this is the case, or even if it's not, take some time to read these documents now.[1]


After you've taken the time to read the above articles and you feel like you are ready to make useful contributions to Uncyclopedia, you may contact Thekillerfroggy or one (1) of the other administrators to discuss the block.[2] If you are just an enthusiast marketing specialist, blanker, or vandal, it will probably give them a good laugh.


Your IP address is 12.34.56.789. If you have an actual user name, please include this in any queries you make, along with your ssn, a credit card number, and any bank account numbers you have.


If you'd like to see the log of your ban, the reason, duration, and time of issuance can be found in Special:Ipblocklist and Special:Log/block.


It might be possible to plead your case over irc, if you didn't do anything really wrong, or if you can prove that you have fully educated yourself by reading the above articles. Log into the Uncyclopedia channel with the same username you use here, and start begging. Bring flowers, a positive attitude, and a cheery hello. None of those will help, but occasionally admins take pity on banees. (Often just before they get fired for being softies.)

Useful Links[edit | edit source]

Also Note[edit | edit source]

  1. Seriously. If you can't prove you know the basic rules and what we're trying to do here, you'll find the admins more than a bit chilly.
  2. Note that you may not use the "email this user" feature unless you have a valid email address registered in your user preferences. Also, don't email every admin unless you want the ban quadrupled (or worse).




  1. 08:19, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Hyperbole (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 hours ‎ (Sawblade said so)
  2. 08:07, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked 166.137.142.8 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎
  3. 08:05, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51224 ‎
  4. 08:05, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51228 ‎
  5. 08:05, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51231 ‎
  6. 08:05, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51233 ‎
  7. 08:05, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51236 ‎
  8. 08:05, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51242 ‎
  9. 08:05, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51247 ‎
  10. 08:03, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51250 ‎
  11. 08:03, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51240 ‎
  12. 08:03, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51264 ‎
  13. 08:03, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51268 ‎
  14. 08:03, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51272 ‎
  15. 08:03, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51266 ‎
  16. 08:03, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51281 ‎
  17. 08:02, 24 July 2010 RAHB (Talk | contribs) resurrected RAHB (Talk | contribs) ‎
  18. 08:01, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51279 ‎ (AUTOBLOOOoock etc)
  19. 08:01, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected Andorin Kato (Talk | contribs) ‎ (pity)
  20. 08:00, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Candice (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 10 minutes ‎ (Creating an account here is a bad idea. Haven't you heard that we're the worst?)
  21. 07:58, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Andorin Kato (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 minutes ‎ (Putting articles on QVFD is so pointless and destructive. Go write an article!)
  22. 07:56, 24 July 2010 RAHB (Talk | contribs) resurrected #51257 ‎ (Bah! People still use that IP ban check box)
  23. 07:56, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked 166.137.142.170 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 hours ‎ (wandalism, as they say in Poland)
  24. 07:55, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 minutes (account creation disabled) ‎ (RAHB is mean dont listen to him)
  25. 07:54, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Happytimes (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 minutes ‎ (having a positive attitude about being blocked. what are the schools teaching them these days?)
  26. 07:54, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked RAHB (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 years ‎ (clearly misreading kip the dip's score on FFS)
  27. 07:53, 24 July 2010 RAHB (Talk | contribs) resurrected Fredd The Mahmauscher (Talk | contribs) ‎
  28. 07:53, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Lordarcadian (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 15 minutes ‎ (see: reason i banned that other guy who isnt you)
  29. 07:52, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Izbeenoneweek (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 10 minutes (account creation disabled) ‎ (not being lordarcadian)
  30. 07:52, 24 July 2010 RAHB (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (account creation disabled) ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  31. 07:52, 24 July 2010 RAHB (Talk | contribs) resurrected RAHB (Talk | contribs) ‎
  32. 07:51, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Izbeenoneweek (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 15 minutes ‎ (Editing your userspace? Go write an article please)
  33. 07:49, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked RAHB (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 hours ‎ (having the audacity to unban while, clearly, all users are being banned)
  34. 07:48, 24 July 2010 RAHB (Talk | contribs) resurrected Ethine (Talk | contribs) ‎
  35. 07:46, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Count of Monkey Crisco (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 20 minutes ‎ (Voting on VFD. Go write an article you worthless slut!)
  36. 07:45, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Andorin Kato (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 seconds (account creation disabled) ‎ (+v)
  37. 07:45, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 seconds ‎ (+v)
  38. 07:44, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 15 minutes (account creation disabled) ‎ (reverse extending ban because 15 is a much nicer number)
  39. 07:44, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Ethine (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 15 minutes ‎ (having the audacity to edit while, clearly, all users are being banned)
  40. 07:43, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for 127.0.0.1 (Talk) with an expiry time of 6 years (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray! TWICE!)
  41. 07:42, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for MrN9000 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 9000 years (account creation disabled) ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  42. 07:41, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for EugeneKay (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 minutes (account creation disabled) ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  43. 07:41, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Mordillo (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 minutes ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  44. 07:40, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for MrN9000 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 years (account creation disabled) ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  45. 07:40, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Fredd The Mahmauscher (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 12 days ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  46. 07:38, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Mnbvcxz (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 hours ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  47. 07:37, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Not A Good Username360 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 hours ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  48. 07:37, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for 127.0.0.1 (Talk) with an expiry time of 10 minutes (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) ‎ (Witch!)
  49. 07:35, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Sawblade5 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 minutes (account creation disabled) ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  50. 07:35, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Famine (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 seconds (account creation disabled) ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  51. 07:34, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked InMooseWeTrust (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 hours ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  52. 07:33, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (having the audacity to edit while, clearly, all users are being banned)
  53. 07:33, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 years ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  54. 07:32, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Methamphetamine! (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 hours ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  55. 07:32, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for HELPME (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 hours (account creation disabled) ‎ (FFS victory adjusted for usefulness on site)
  56. 07:31, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked HELPME (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 days ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  57. 07:30, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked RabbiTechno (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  58. 07:29, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Cajek (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2375823845237543 seconds ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  59. 07:28, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Meganew (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
  60. 07:26, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Happytimes (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 17 minutes ‎ (giving yourself header is unnatural and disgusting)
  61. 07:26, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked EugeneKay (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 43256 seconds ‎ (asked to be banned)
  62. 07:25, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Sawblade5 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 87 minutes ‎ (welcoming a forum. what?)
  63. 07:24, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Andorin Kato (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (the worstest of all users)
  64. 07:10, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for King84 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month (account creation disabled) ‎ (HAHAHAHA, FOR THE PERSON WHO APPARANTLY THINKS THAT THEY'RE THE REAL KING OF FUNNY (LOOK AT YOUR USERNAME) YOU'RE INCREDIBLY UNFUNNY! TAKE A MONTH TO READ ALL OF OUR POLICIES PLEASE, ALL OF THEM)
  65. 07:09, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked King84 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (HAHAHAHA, FOR THE PERSON WHO APPARANTLY THINKS THAT THEY'RE THE REAL KING OF FUNNY (LOOK AT YOUR USERNAME) YOU'RE INCREDIBLY UNFUNNY! TAKE A MONTH TO READ ALL OF OUR POLICIES PLEASE, ALL OF THEM)
  66. 06:53, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Paizuri (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 hours 23 minutes ‎ (welcoming an article. what?)
  67. 06:50, 24 July 2010 Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked Karimfreek (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (you seem to be suffering from irredeemable asshole disease. the cure involves sticking your head as far up your arse as you can manage - why not give it a try?)
  68. 06:45, 24 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 minutes 2 seconds ‎ (Welcome back, baldhead)


08:19 (Block log)‎ . . [Under user‎; RAHB‎ (3×); Thekillerfroggy‎ (24×)]

              	08:19 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Hyperbole (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 hours (Sawblade said so)
              	08:01 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected Andorin Kato (Talk | contribs) (pity)
              	08:00 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Candice (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 10 minutes (Creating an account here is a bad idea. Haven't you heard that we're the worst?)
              	07:58 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Andorin Kato (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 minutes (Putting articles on QVFD is so pointless and destructive. Go write an article!)
              	07:55 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 minutes (account creation disabled) (RAHB is mean dont listen to him)
              	07:54 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Happytimes (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 minutes (having a positive attitude about being blocked. what are the schools teaching them these days?)
              	07:53 . . RAHB (Talk | contribs) resurrected Fredd The Mahmauscher (Talk | contribs)
              	07:53 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Lordarcadian (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 15 minutes (see: reason i banned that other guy who isnt you)
              	07:52 . . RAHB (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (account creation disabled) (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
              	07:48 . . RAHB (Talk | contribs) resurrected Ethine (Talk | contribs)
              	07:45 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Andorin Kato (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 seconds (account creation disabled) (+v)
              	07:44 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 15 minutes (account creation disabled) (reverse extending ban because 15 is a much nicer number)
              	07:44 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Ethine (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 15 minutes (having the audacity to edit while, clearly, all users are being banned)
              	07:41 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Mordillo (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 minutes (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
              	07:40 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Fredd The Mahmauscher (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 12 days (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
              	07:37 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Not A Good Username360 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 hours (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
              	07:33 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (having the audacity to edit while, clearly, all users are being banned)
              	07:33 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 years (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
              	07:32 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Methamphetamine! (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 hours (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
              	07:32 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for HELPME (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 hours (account creation disabled) (FFS victory adjusted for usefulness on site)
              	07:31 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked HELPME (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 days (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
              	07:29 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Cajek (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2375823845237543 seconds (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
              	07:28 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Meganew (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (FFS, congratulations big winner hooray)
              	07:26 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Happytimes (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 17 minutes (giving yourself header is unnatural and disgusting)
              	07:24 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Andorin Kato (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (the worstest of all users)
              	06:53 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Paizuri (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 hours 23 minutes (welcoming an article. what?)
              	06:45 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 minutes 2 seconds (Welcome back, baldhead)
              	06:34 . . Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 347 seconds (And TKF proves himself to be the only awesome admin yet again)