User talk:Hankjones

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Again, Welcome!   ChiefjusticeGameBoy 13:43, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hi bro!

I read your UnNews, you are writing pretty well! However, I think your article needs more jokes per square inch, so I moved it here so you can "work" on it: User:Hankjones/UnNews:Studies reveal that weight-loss can be achieved with this one simple trick. I sometomes take weeks to write a single UnNews, the best way to do it without anyone interfering is creating the UnNews like this: User:Hankjones/UnNews:Title of it. This way, you can work on it, then go to sleep, then work on it the next day for 5 minutes while eating a live platypus, then forget it for 3 days, then finish it! Nobody can interfere with it, because it's in your userspace. When you're through with the article, leave me a message on my talkpage! Have fun! Mattsnow 18:46, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hahaha, I read your new version of it (yes, there are cameras in the ceiling!) and it's very good! Remember that quality is always better than quantity. It's a lot more satisfying to turn out just one funny article per month than 5 average ones anyway. Tell me when you're through with it, it's all fine right now, but if you want to tweak it further, great! It's awesome you didn't get discouraged and actually came back with one hell of an improvement, I shall nominate you for noob of the month next month if you stick around. Cheers! :D Mattsnow 02:56, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

Wow, thanks for all the feedback, its really helpful. I wasn't discouraged at all, I'd rather improve my writing than just have it submitted willynilly. Anyway, I might work on it for another day or two but after that I'll put it through. Hankjones 08:45, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

Done! I'll put it on the lead template. I moved it here: UnNews:Studies reveal that weight-loss can be achieved with this one simple trick

 Mattsnow  18:19, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Greetings, Hankjones. You voted for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 4 '12 11:10 (UTC)