User talk:Haigejobu
Welcome to our magnificent civilization![edit source]
Greetings, honored traveler Haigejobu, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:
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Again, welcome! -- 18:00, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
YOU SUCK![edit source]
Yes, you do. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:17, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
oh my, thanks, i didnt know that before! gettin smarter every day!--
aigeJobu, 
20:06, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
I ,Qwsapokl, would like to inform you that zombies are a comin bitch! Headshot!
CHOICE![edit source]
Tere (you are now shocked). You might want to join the Estese Uncyclopedia as for being Estese and all. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:37, 9 August 2008 (UTC)